They say that it's funny to add "in bed". At the end of a fortune cookie. But it's even better to add it to the end of a sitcom. How I Met Your Mother...in bed. Friends...in bed. Two and a Half Men...in bed, amirite?

1000 ways to die...in bed
my strange addiction...in bed
deadliest catch...in bed

It's awkward when your find out your toys secretly made 3 movies behind your back, amirite?

It's really awkward when you go to court for temporarily kidnapping an Asian boy, killing a world famous explorer and stealing 10,000 balloons from your job to float your house away.

It would be weird if Anthony was really a girl, an old man, or even your neighbor, and just got the picture from the internet. For all we know, Anthony could be an advanced chimpanzee, amirite?

Actually, Anthony is a mythical creature known only to those who visit amirite. His current whereabout are unknown, but he was last seen in a pineapple under the sea. Several accounts describe Anthony as a polka-dotted, six-armed, scuba-diving prostitute. He is known to travel with an assortment of creatures including unicorns, penguins, and lima beans. Once every blue moon, he emerges from the depths of the ocean atop a sperm whale. The Anthony creature emits a loud howling noise similar to an injured mongoose. If you hear this noise or see a creature similar to the one described, please call 1-800-HOLYSHIT.

Maybe the chicken didn't really cross the road, maybe the road moved beneath him, amirite?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. amirite?
@1050287

Raining french toast! Back to you, Timothy.

You hate it when your girlfriend asks you to hold her handbag, and it doesn't match what you're wearing, amirite?
It seems like the concept behind most ads is "Attractive people do this, so you should, too," amirite?

:(

How much more KFC do I have to eat until I become as hot as the people in their ads?

Dudes, before you make her too angry, remember, females have more experience cleaning up blood stains, amirite?
@SamG i heard they miss you over at MLIA

I heard they miss you over at the muppet orgy downtown

You hate when you see a hot guy in the corner of your guy and then you look and he's 12, amirite?
@SpearmintMilk Is that supposed to be in the corner of your eye?

Obviously not, I see TONS of guys in the corner of other guys.
People have corners nowadays, you need to get with the times.
Sheesh.

what if pain isin't really pain, amirite?

What if toasters...aren't toasters?

I know a guy who was convicted of drunk driving. He got his license back but in order to start his car (in addition to a key) he has to blow into a machine that measures his alcohol level. They should install these machines in every car. That would end drunk driving for good, amirite?
Out of all of Santa's reindeer, the one that sounds most like a street name for crystal meth is all of them, amirite?
@Gavin I'll be Blitzen down to Prancer street to find a gram of Vixen while I.... I give up

While I Dasher a Dancer like Cupid on Comet. Donner bout you, but this Rudolf is good stuff.

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"It's not over till the fat lady sings." Well, then Harry Potter should've ended after the third book, amirite?

Unless you count Peeves as a fat lady. Because then it would fit.

People on TV have to realize eventually that adding syllables to a made up name does not make it more convincing. "Amy Lewis" is a lot more believable than "Amy Lewis-shnider...inkle-fitzing-kramer...alfa-livingston. The second." Amirite?

This reminds me of the Powerpuff Girls and how they lived in the "City of Townsville"