I tried to attach two pieces of wood together, NAILED IT! amirite?

Good thing you didn't try it another way, you WOOD be SCREWED.

You would think that a Statistics teacher would know how to enter numbers into a grade book, but what the hell, I'll take an 8085/100 on the final, amirite?

Other statistics say that you're getting incredibly annoying.

iCarly is actually really perverted. They use the term hobknocker and Freddie's apartment number is 8-D, amirite?

Spencer said that he gets his best ideas when he's wet...

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Guys: You find it really hard not to tell girls the huge secret about penises that we can never let them know. amirite?

Do you mean how they can be unscrewed?

If the internet were a movie, Google would be played by Morgan Freeman. Amirite?

Club Penguin would be Justin Bieber.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to each take 200 photos of the event for facebook, clog up your news feed, and later on edit the pictures to black and white, amirite?
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them. It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But it's probably my brother Colin, amirite?
@It's not like the original poster made this up either. I've heard this joke for years. Chill.

You're right; who cares if it's reposted or not, this joke is FUCKING ANCIENT. It's not much better than "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?....Because he was feeling CRUMMY. lollulzlawl:DDDDDkthxbaixoxxosmileyface:)roflcompter:)!!!11!one!!!"

dear family, thanks for putting my empty cereal box back in the cabinet. now I can have disappointment for breakfast. amirite?

I had nails for breakfast
...without any milk.

Harry Potter and The New Testament are very similar. In both, we follow the growth of a young man who does things that we wouldn't be able to believe unless we saw them and who ends up dying before coming back to life, all the while having his trusted followers with him through thick and thin, amirite?

I totally read this as "Harry Potter and the New Testament" like it was book 8 in the series or something. I'm going to hell, aren't I?

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Girks: you sometimes wonder if guys talk about girls when they gather up.amirite?

Non-Girks: You want to know what the fuck a "Girk" is and whether or not you can buy one, amirite?

it would be cool to for people to comment with just one word to form a story on the comments, amirite?

Once upon messup a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and bumgina hotpockets and after that swan combo-breaker into the depths of rainbow road pizza a large voluptious man smurf cat jumped into had babies away. Into on GerberChickens, the vagina potato. And then everybody died. THE END.

Anonymous +332Reply
Look at your post, now back to mine, now back to your post, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and hating and started posting about something that makes sense, it could look like it's mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a page with the post your post could look like. Look again, the post now has been voted up. amirite?

The post is now diamonds!

You combine or make up words to describe how big something is, amirite?


its ok that my stepdad and i are going out. my mother is jealous, just because her and my stepdad are married and she thinks its wrong. (im 17, my stepdad is 46, please help me prove to my mom that im right) there's nothing wrong with it, we're in love! amirite?

What the kung pao chicken. Duh.