Good thing you didn't try it another way, you WOOD be SCREWED.
Other statistics say that you're getting incredibly annoying.
Spencer said that he gets his best ideas when he's wet...
Do you mean how they can be unscrewed?
Club Penguin would be Justin Bieber.
Here I am.
You're right; who cares if it's reposted or not, this joke is FUCKING ANCIENT. It's not much better than "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?....Because he was feeling CRUMMY. lollulzlawl:DDDDDkthxbaixoxxosmileyface:)roflcompter:)!!!11!one!!!"
I had nails for breakfast
...without any milk.
I totally read this as "Harry Potter and the New Testament" like it was book 8 in the series or something. I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Non-Girks: You want to know what the fuck a "Girk" is and whether or not you can buy one, amirite?
Once upon messup a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and bumgina hotpockets and after that swan combo-breaker into the depths of rainbow road pizza a large voluptious man smurf cat jumped into had babies away. Into on GerberChickens, the vagina potato. And then everybody died. THE END.
The post is now diamonds!
"WOAH! THAT'S THE MOST SUPERGINORMOUSGANTIC THING I'VE EVER SEEN!
What the kung pao chicken. Duh.