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+452You wonder what would happen if you sell your soul to the devil in exchange for a one-way trip to heaven, amirite?
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+519I told my girlfriend she was taking our love for granite. She told me that I wasn't very gneiss and that I was full of schist. I'd break up with her if I was boulder, but it's a shame because I rocked her world. From what I hear, I amber favorite still, but I am still a dried-up sap. Oh well, shale forgive me, amirite?
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+470It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he had a great fall, amirite?
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+49When pigs fly, we'll say that swine flu, amirite?
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+36Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go, amirite?
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+47A week before President Lincoln died, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before President Kennedy died, he was in Marilyn Monroe, amirire? amirite?
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+409You wonder if mailmen deliver their own mail, or if it's just an endless chain of mailmen delivering to other mailmen, amirite?
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+649Girls are like crayons. The slutty ones are the simple colors like red and blue and they get used /passed around the most. The truly beautiful ones are the white crayons, which contain every color, but they don’t see themselves as beautiful because no one ever wants them. They just have to wait until someone comes along who is smart enough to use a black piece of paper, amirite?
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+45Your favorite day of the week is the one that ends in a "y" amirite?
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+307They should make a microwave that quickly cools things down and a refridgerator that keeps things warm, amirite?
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+541Bathrooms are almost always down the hall and to the left, amirite?
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+28French toast: The only cure for a dementor's kiss sucking out your soul, amirite?
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+62It sucks when some girl tries to take a picture of her phone/camera in a mirror and part of her face gets in the shot, amirite?
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+39The problem with the tsunami in Hawii is, where are they going to evacuate? Maybe they'll just gab a surf board and be like, "THIS IS IT!" amirite?
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+411It sucks when your family leaves on Christmas vacation without you, forcing you to buy your own groceries and fight off two lovably incompetant burglars, amirite?
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