+1,250I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime, amirite?
+1,746Mario is just like a hobo. he wakes up everyday wearing the same thing, he travels through the sewers, he beats people up for money, and what does he spend that money on? mushrooms, amirite?
+649Girls are like crayons. The slutty ones are the simple colors like red and blue and they get used /passed around the most. The truly beautiful ones are the white crayons, which contain every color, but they don’t see themselves as beautiful because no one ever wants them. They just have to wait until someone comes along who is smart enough to use a black piece of paper, amirite?
+519I told my girlfriend she was taking our love for granite. She told me that I wasn't very gneiss and that I was full of schist. I'd break up with her if I was boulder, but it's a shame because I rocked her world. From what I hear, I amber favorite still, but I am still a dried-up sap. Oh well, shale forgive me, amirite?
+470It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he had a great fall, amirite?
+725Cats don't always land on their feet. If they did, Mufasa would have lived, amirite?
+1,090You hate it when you're working in your laboratory and your annoying sister won't get out, amirite?
+1,020There are more donkey attacks than there are shark attacks, so you'd better watch your ass, amirite?
+712What would happen if you covered the ground with an invisibility cloak? Amirite?
+547If Maggie from The Simpsons and Stewie from Family Guy both grew up and got married, thier kid would look just like Arnold from Hey Arnold, amirite?