realdizzy

Home Just In Active Top Loved Random Amiriters SearchMake A PostSign Up

About Posts Comments Loved Posts Loved Comments Achievements

Don't Have An Account?

Recent Topics

Life Politics Music Money & Economics Relationships Friends & Socialising Psychology Science Animals & Nature Family

water love woman human man space world people food opinion real car remember humans eat future children time life live bad head earth movie free years kids sex

Time Loves Comments Score

+1,250I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime, amirite?

93%Yeah You Are 7%No Way

Share

+1,746Mario is just like a hobo. he wakes up everyday wearing the same thing, he travels through the sewers, he beats people up for money, and what does he spend that money on? mushrooms, amirite?

99%Yeah You Are 1%No Way

Share

+649Girls are like crayons. The slutty ones are the simple colors like red and blue and they get used /passed around the most. The truly beautiful ones are the white crayons, which contain every color, but they don’t see themselves as beautiful because no one ever wants them. They just have to wait until someone comes along who is smart enough to use a black piece of paper, amirite?

91%Yeah You Are 9%No Way

Share

+743Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic, amirite?

98%Yeah You Are 2%No Way

Share

+519I told my girlfriend she was taking our love for granite. She told me that I wasn't very gneiss and that I was full of schist. I'd break up with her if I was boulder, but it's a shame because I rocked her world. From what I hear, I amber favorite still, but I am still a dried-up sap. Oh well, shale forgive me, amirite?

96%Yeah You Are 4%No Way

Share

+1,051All court sessions should end with dancing lobsters, amirite?

98%Yeah You Are 2%No Way

Share

+470It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he had a great fall, amirite?

97%Yeah You Are 3%No Way

Share

+725Cats don't always land on their feet. If they did, Mufasa would have lived, amirite?

97%Yeah You Are 3%No Way

Share

+1,090You hate it when you're working in your laboratory and your annoying sister won't get out, amirite?

99%Yeah You Are 1%No Way

Share

+1,020There are more donkey attacks than there are shark attacks, so you'd better watch your ass, amirite?

99%Yeah You Are 1%No Way

Share

+322Game set match= tennis. Set match run= arson, amirite?

99%Yeah You Are 1%No Way

Share

+712What would happen if you covered the ground with an invisibility cloak? Amirite?

100%Yeah You Are 0%No Way

Share

+342Cute, fuzzy, gray marsupials have certain lovable koalaties, amirite?

98%Yeah You Are 2%No Way

Share

+547If Maggie from The Simpsons and Stewie from Family Guy both grew up and got married, thier kid would look just like Arnold from Hey Arnold, amirite?

100%Yeah You Are 0%No Way

Share

+610Amish people: don't you hate it when...wait. amirite?

99%Yeah You Are 1%No Way

Share

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
...
14
Next Page