Algebra teachers are just pirates who are using students to find x so they can get their treasure, amirite?

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One of the worst things about being an Asian living in a western country is being constantly mistaken as a minor, amirite?
A kindergarten teacher is someone who makes the little things in life count. amirite?
There is no reason to hate Rebecca Black, she is not the one who made you watch her video, she is just a little girl who wanted to experiment with her talents, sure you don't have to like her music, but don't send the poor girl death threats and say you want her to die. amirite?
A kindergarten teacher is someone who makes the little things in life count. amirite?
All the best kinds of foods are shaped like dicks, amirite?
Posting anonymously is exciting because you can change your name to whatever you want, amirite?
The new Karate Kid is basically just Jaden Smith's re-creation of his dad's old show. He was chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got it one little fight and his mom got scared, she said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.", amirite?
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Why would a good joke fit here?

It's funny how dogs love human food, but humans rarely prefer dog food, amirite?
If oxen were geniuses, the word 'oxymoron' would be an oxymoron, amirite?
There are some days where you're so chill you'd tell a sloth to calm the fuck down, amirite?
There are some days where you're so chill you'd tell a sloth to calm the fuck down, amirite?
@alittleannoyed maybe.

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You hated those kids in elementary school who, when the class was loud, would go, "SSSHHHHHHH" as loud as they could. It really only added to the noise and didn't help anything. amirite?

That Whoooosh was not an airplane going over your head.

There are some days where you're so chill you'd tell a sloth to calm the fuck down, amirite?
There are some days where you're so chill you'd tell a sloth to calm the fuck down, amirite?