psh, what about the kids from antartica?

i hate when people use the word "we". like recently, some americans have said "we killed bin laden, we finally got him" really, YOU were part of the navy SEAl squad who completed the mission?

Perhaps she writes mulitple songs about the same breakup

yes, because in life i often feel my only comfort is a plastic duck.

don't know why, but this made me think of
"what exactly is the function of a rubber duck"

my costco has samples everyday, what's up with yours?

I love Niles

i learned three languages from the day i was born, and i easily separated them and learned them all fully, so i agree with this

i prefer costco

ROBOTO!!!!

gray

Zac Brown Band. How blatant is that?

I'm straight, but.... Olivia Wilde, Emma Stone, and both Deschanels... damn

I think that's it's because God wants us to make the right choices. If we just did the right thing because we had no choice, it wouldn't really mean anything.

I also hate how kids pay for an adult ticket at the movie theater but can't see r or nc/17 rated movies

it was robert pattinson's that was sprayed. gosh, i'm ashamed knowing this.