RetardedKangaroo

The people who spend all day arguing over which is better only really need to decide if they'd rather be cleaning Windows or making big Macs, amirite?
@Maya I didn't get it at first but then I was like "ooh ok lolz".

the assumption being that if you're going to argue about something like that, you're so stupid your only choices are washing windows and making big macs

The people who spend all day arguing over which is better only really need to decide if they'd rather be cleaning Windows or making big Macs, amirite?
Jon Stewart is a perfect example that even the dorky kids who are always goofing off can be really smart, amirite?

I would say Jon Stewart is more an example of how smart people can be dorky and goof around.

Well (I see you're Canadian) are you obsessed with Canada?

It's a good thing that real doctors don't think the same way that Web MD does. "Doctor, I have a bruise on my—" "It's cancer." amirite?

Leukemia causes easy bruising, and therefore frequent and/or easy bruising could be a sign of cancer. Just sayin'.

Ha, some moderator obviously really liked this.

Even though mirrors are only suuposed to be the colors that they reflect, somehow they're still silver. amirite?
Even though mirrors are only suuposed to be the colors that they reflect, somehow they're still silver. amirite?

FINALLY someone who agrees with me. One of my friends asked me, "What color are mirrors?" and I was like silver. And she was like no they're not. And I was like YES THEY ARE.

When the first thing someone asks about you is your sign, your opinion of them lowers considerably, amirite?
Guys: You're not gay, but you'd totally blow Kurt Cobain. amirite?

Waits for conspiracy theories about how he died to pop up

There should be a setting on computers that if your earphones suddenly get ripped out, all music or noise the computer is making stops, amirite?
There should be a setting on computers that if your earphones suddenly get ripped out, all music or noise the computer is making stops, amirite?

Man, I am behind on the times around here <.<

There should be a setting on computers that if your earphones suddenly get ripped out, all music or noise the computer is making stops, amirite?
@1328050

First, the required reaction
HOLY SHIT IT'S ANTHONY
Sorry. Anyway, which one is that? I'm gonna go buy that too.

There should be a setting on computers that if your earphones suddenly get ripped out, all music or noise the computer is making stops, amirite?
America is just a conglomeration of a shitload of rednecks, amirite?

Successful troll is successful.