+1,355Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?
+905Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow. Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before, amirite?
+565Best credit card campaign ever: that cash you're holding has more than likely been in a stripper's underwear. Get a credit card. Amirite?
+338There should be a setting on computers that if your earphones suddenly get ripped out, all music or noise the computer is making stops, amirite?
+626It would be awesome if under gullible in the dictionary they put, "That's right, it's actually here." amirite?
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+656You would totally eat green eggs and ham in a box, with a fox, in a house, with a mouse, and so on, amirite?
+61It's weird to find out that one of your friends on Facebook is friends with one of your friends from a completely different part of your life, and you're like "How do these people know each other?" amirite?
+208It's stupid that people think that when English people don't pronounce R's, they're fancy and intellectual, but when black people don't pronounce them, it's because they can't speak right, amirite?
+468It would be really annoying to have your Three Muskateers bar float away while you were trying to eat it, amirite?
+37Ghetto word of the day: Omelet. Example: "I shoulda slapped da fuck outta yo ass but omelet dat shit slide dis time." Amirite?