It sounds insane to say a man in the sky created everything, but it also sounds insane to say nothing exploded into everything and some of it became life. We should just all accept that there's no reasonable explanation for how everything came to be and let people fill in the details however they want, amirite?

I know it sounds crazy, but scientific experiments have shown that matter does pop out of nothing. What happens though is that a same amount of anti-matter pops out with it, and almost instantly they hit each other and cancel each other out. However, a tiny percent of matter pops out of nothing without any anti-matter to cancel it out, and that tiny percent is what makes up out huge and ever expanding universe. Crazy, isn't it?

Death from laughter would be the best way to die, amirite?

I think that the way (*spoiler alert) Lennie died in Of Mice and Men wouldn't be a bad way to die. Being completely peaceful and happy and then dying instantly without and pain actually would rank pretty high up there in ways for your life to end. :)

Political ads: 90% "My opponent is Satan himself, he will do evil wicked things such as rape your children if you vote for him, so you better vote for me!!!"... 10% "These are the things I have done well, and these are the things I plan on doing if you vote for me!" amirite?

To all the people who agree with this you should go watch the movie The Campaign. Theres one ad where one candidate says that the other is a communist because he has chinese dogs! Its so funny!!

Whenever there is a car commercial centered around safety there is always a near-accident and then the driver looks back at a sleeping child in the back, amirite?
@speckleasme You thought this about books?

No, I thought it about the great sleepover you missed last night

Sometimes, after you get your clothes out of the dryer, you put them up to your face to either feel how warm they are, or to just see how good they smell, amirite?

I do that with newly printed paper (not the smell part).

Facebook has become the girlfriend who you don't like any more but are afraid to dump because you've invested so much time into the relationship, amirite?
How much money one has does not necessarily coincide with how smart they are, amirite?
Games with character creation never seem to have the hair you want you character to have, amirite?

I always end up having to go with the most boring hair so my player in games doesn't look stupid.

If you actually think about it, the concept of sleep (that your body just decides to shut down for several hours every night) is pretty weird. amirite?
Eduard Khil's hit song is one of the few uber-popular songs that anybody can sing well, amirite?

R.I.P Mr. Khil. You shall always be remembered.

It sucks being the catcher in a baseball game on a really hot day. amirite?

I play catcher for my baseball team. It sometimes does suck but it depends on several things. One, if there is a breeze it can really cool you down. Two, it depends on the gear. Some gear is a lot more ventilated than other gear. Three, it depends on whether you are in the shade. But in general, it kinda sucks.

One of the most painful feelings is getting burnt by a hot glue gun, amirite?

When I was younger some girl in my art class started crying after she touched a glob of drying hot glue, and I, for some reason, wanted to prove it didn't hurt so a poured a whole bunch of it on my hand. It hurt like hell and I had a blister for several weeks because of the third degree burn that I received. Stupid me. ;)

You could hear a song a thousand times and always thought there was different words until you hear someone else sing it and you finally realize you were thinking the wrong words the whole time, amirite?

In Empire State of Mind "concrete jungle where dreams are made of" I always heard "concrete jungle (something) tomato". I have no idea why it sounds like that to me.

NASCAR is one of the few acronyms that actually makes sense when you sound it out, amirite?
How much money one has does not necessarily coincide with how smart they are, amirite?