If you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?

the match

What English word has three double consecutive letters?

mississippi?

There is a seven letter word that breaks when you say its name. What is it?
In a group of siblings, there are seven sisters, and each sister has one brother. How many siblings are there in total?
You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second place. Which position are in you now?
If eggs can be laid at the rate of eight every seven days, how many can a rooster lay in sixteen days?
George's mother had three children: one named April, one named May, and one named what?
Which would be worth more -- a trunk full of nickels or a half a trunk full of dimes?

half a trunk of dimes.

I'm once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a hour. What Am I?

the letter m

Catsup, ketchup, and catchup are all different spellings of the same word. Someone really should make a decision on that one, amirite?

if its on the bottle its "ketchup" but the only times i see "catsup" are in books oddly

What is the animal who's name is three letters long, take away the first letter and you have bigger animal?
What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

the rail?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said that is enough for all of us we will have one each. How can this be possible?

it was a grandfather, a father, and a son

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
You often wonder if teachers gossip about students in the staffroom, amirite?

I helped out the offices in my school throughout the past two years. and the do. it's one of the greatest things ever.