+650Your nose and/or face seems to itch constantly when you do dishes, amirite?
+655Dear People of the World, I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Grammar. amirite?
+676I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on earth, then I ask myself the same question, amirite?
+704You shouldn't mess with a country that celebrates their freedom by blowing shit up, amirite?
+910Obviously you're the lame one if you absolutely NEED alcohol in order to have fun. amirite?
+824Get out of my theme park kid, I was reading Harry potter when you learned to walk. amirite?
+432deviantART.com: The only place where you can say: "Here's a llama and a watch" without appearing insane. amirite?
+361Americans should stop identifying themselves as Italians, Mexicans, Irishmen, or wherever your great grandparents came from. Unless you are personally off the boat, you should just call yourself an American. amirite?
+1,005My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey you to the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation, amirite?
+604We shouldn't think of our parents as liars because they let us believe in Santa Clause; we should think of them as selfless for letting an imaginary guy take credit for the presents they bought for us, amirite?