There are 4 types of female orgasms: the positive orgasm, "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!", the negative orgasm: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!", the religious orgasm: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" and the fake orgasm: "Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony!", amirite?
@majorsasquatch The Sun has a girlfriend?

Bitch please, don't you know how hot I am? Just my surface is around 5505°C...

The concept of people having sex is weird if you think about it. Why do people have sex when they're turned on? Why don't they make some pancakes or something, amirite?
@stepdom um i prefer waffles over pancakes

There's nothing wrong with that. It's not a choice, and if you prefer waffles over pancakes you can't help it. I hope that one day people will be able to make waffles without being judged. :(

How I think of it is that you're not thanking God that you worked really hard, you're thanking God for the opportunity.

The reindeer don't want to do their job, they have been forced into sleighvery, amirite?
Andrea is a pretty nice name(: amirite?

Although I prefer yelly.

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It's weird how Apple claims 8 gigs is enough for about 2000 songs. If you played 250 songs at a gig, the crowd would leave, amirite?

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Let's just hope the majority of their songs sound like this.

You're able to go AT LEAST a year without being in a relationship, amirite?

18 years and counting, yo.

You'd have more respect for people in the march on Wall Street if they actually knew what the movement was about. amirite?
Blood is thicker then water, but maple syrup is thicker then blood. Therefore pancakes are more important than family, amirite?
It would be incredibly awkward if all laptop's webcams were set to record all the time, and every week the video file was sent to your parents, amirite?

Hah. Like my mom can open a video file

I see there’s a lot of people asking if Kate Middleton will be the new Queen. I say there’s no chance. Queen had a string of huge hits in the 70’s and 80’s and Kate has very little experience in the music industry. amirite?

The next Queen? She couldn't even be the next Lady of Gaga. Now don't get me started on that William kid. He's not even close to being Prince.

Love isn't about ridiculous little words. Love is about grand gestures. Love is about airplanes pulling banners over stadiums, proposals on jumbo-trons, giant words in sky writing. Love is about going that extra mile even if it hurts, letting it all hang out there. Love is about finding courage inside of you that you didn't even know was there, amirite?

You obviously don't know what love is. Love is taking the trash out for your mom when you know she had a long day, it's holding back from saying that little comment that will ruin your friend's day, it's picking up your significant other's favorite flavor of ice cream even though you don't really like it. Love is about denying the selfishness of human nature because you love a person enough to do that little something for them.
The sweet feeling of a grand gesture will fade in time, the little sacrifices permeate forever. You have some growing up to do.