All human beings are insignificant in the grand scheme of things, amirite?

I know it seems horribly anthropocentric, but I'm gonna state the obvious: Human beings are significant to human beings.

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ha so true

There needs to be an Auto-Ordering system in restaurants; you could sit in front of a touchscreen computer and tick things on the menu that you wanted, checking extra boxes for things like Large Portion and Extra Cheese, and then clicking "Order" to send your order to the kitchen saying "Table 5 ordered ____" and then your order would come to you. That would be sweet, amirite?

Interesting idea. But a lot consumers are too technologically challenged and swear on their firstborn that having a "real live human" is inherently better in all quadrants of the service sector for some bizarre reason or another.

Evidence of this can be seen in self-checkout aisles and automated TAS operations. There's always that one utterly clueless person who screws up and creates the technological equivalent of a blackhole because she doesn't know how to call for assistance or "say 'yes' after the tone". This episode is, of course, succeeded by a rant about how much better it is to interact with a real live human, cos then she'd have someone else to blame for her ineptitude.

It would likely cost more than it would save, considering the number of man-hours that'll be poured into teaching technophobes how to order bread-sticks without touching the menu icon four-hundred eleventy times because "the stupid thing wasn't responding".

Truth exists only for those who believe in it, amirite?

Absurd. Truth is, by definition, objective.

Stop bringing religion into posts. Everyone here believes different things and it's just gonna start fights. amirite?

So, you're trying to say that God doesn't exist!?

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@Keith_Stone It's stupid because it's a crappy post.

@1121533 (Taja_Rage): It's rawsome because it's a witty meta-observation of anti-social behaviour that has found a common place on the Internet.

Trying to write a book doesn't make you an author. Once you've finished, edited, and published your story, then you can call yourself an author, amirite?

(rococo is not the author of this comment unless he's finished, edited, and published it on amirite.net)

How?

Unless I'm just saying it for the instrumental value of punctuating a fleeting romantic moment, the lack of at least some reciprocating gesture would ruin any desire to say it again.

People need to stop complaining about living in the United States, and wanting to move out. All countries have problems. We have them too, but we also have free education, minimum wage, and a democratic system. If you don't like our problems, stop bitching about it on the internet, and go do something about them, amirite?

I believe that "bitching about it on the Internet" IS doing something about it.

There is something wrong with portraits from the Elizabethan era. They never washed, yet they are beautiful and have no acne, amirite?

Before Boyle? afore then were paintings, ifimnotmitsaken. The portrait painter was something of a 'shopper. Possibly, for business purposes, professionals drew from this principle: DON'T COPY THE BLEMISHES OF THE CUSTOMER.

The greatest threat to the survival of mankind at the moment is overpopulation and resource depletion. It's funny to think that we might be the first species to go extinct by being too good at surviving, amirite?

The greatest threat to the survival of mankind is mankind. But, then again, this is coming from someone (me) who doesn't fully subscribe to secular humanistic ideals about humanity...

If you saw the word "scup" you'd pronounce it like "scoop", amirite?

Depends on the cuntext.

there is nothing worse than an overplayed song, amirite?

War, famine, poverty, disease, etc, etc

ppl need to stop discriminating against younger ppl. younger ppl r actually really important, amirite?

ppl do it cos ppl kan b douchebags

the more you look at an ugly persons face the more used to it you get and the more not so ugly they get, amirite?