I read that as canoe, like the thing that floats. I was going to say WTF is a vol-canoe!?!
You mean you didn't get a new Mac? Your parents must hate you!
There's a 50-50 chance that I, a 16-year-old girl, am actually Barack Obama.
Those are the best.
I was at McDonald's with my boyfriend (who's black) and we saw a guy with homemade swastika and "KKK" tattoos. It was quite unsettling.
I know a black guy allergic to watermelon. Crazy, amirite?
I was just going to mention that. There is this girl who wears a headband with cat ears and has a purse that looks like a stuffed animal cat, except it's a purse.
"I'm going to Curl Up And Dye! See ya later!"
At first, being me, I didn't get this was about music. I thought you were talking about Pop Rocks. Haha. Wow. I do agree though.
"He's our dad and he's got a really clean room. And it gets that way with a mop and a broom. Dad, dad, dad..."
Or she wants you to kiss her first.
Or "Crap Bag". :) Haha.