+428Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
+90Life is like a box of chocolates: you struggle through it, steadily getting fatter, until it's gone and you're disgusted with yourself.
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+51Whenever someone starts whinging about the holidays you wanna stop them and say "Hey, this is Christmas, not BITCHmas", amirite?
+264Listen baby, I'm sorry. It's not you, it's-a-me. MARIO! No, but seriously this relationship is over.
+216Your life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's usually just you laughing at your own jokes because you're so hilarious, amirite?http://genies.tumblr.com/post/32169627287/my-life-is-like-a-romantic-comedy-except-theres