If you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk. If you give a teenage boy a marker, he will draw a penis. Amirite?
Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?

also try this one: put the hand of someone who is sleeping in a glass of water and then pee on him!

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
@That made me laugh so hard I started choking -_-

(Your+name+(optional)): Funny prank: Write a hilarious post and have someone read it. While they sit there, choking on their laughter, you beat them to death with a crowbar.

Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard. amirite?
Images of brain neurons and synapses look eerily similar to images of space and galaxies, making you wonder: what if "space" is the brain or cells of some other giant creature (or maybe God) and we are a tiny part of it, and what if that creature is just a tiny part of another, larger creature, and what if, within ourselves, we are each a "universe" to other things, amirite?
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Images of brain neurons and synapses look eerily similar to images of space and galaxies, making you wonder: what if "space" is the brain or cells of some other giant creature (or maybe God) and we are a tiny part of it, and what if that creature is just a tiny part of another, larger creature, and what if, within ourselves, we are each a "universe" to other things, amirite?

like that one episode of spongebob, where there were workers in his head ordered to delete all his files on anything but fine dining and breathing.
(sorry my comment was so un-philosophical)

American English is like the bastard child of Latin and some Germanic language. Its more well-liked but prudish sibling is British English, while its sporty and laid back brother is Australian English. French would be the indulgent aunt because it lavishes American English with so many word gifts, and Old Norse would be the cranky but often helpful grandfather language. amirite?
@Pretty sure if we were to make something like it more exact, American English would be the Downs kid that every one...

Learn to spell before attempting to puncture the impenetrable bubble that is the American ego.

The ~ symbol is pretty... but hardly anyone even knows what its used for, amirite?

Harry Potter smiley!: ~8)

Snow is the only time when a girl is pleased by four inches, amirite?

I dunno, I've seen a girl get pretty excited for 4 inch heels

You wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met any of Andy's mom's toys, especially since they probably have the same names, amirite?

Andy's mom's toys probably engage a stimulating conversation.

Sometimes when you look in the mirror you think "Oh gosh I'm so ugly" and other times it's "HOLY CRAP I'M A FREAKIN' SEXY BEAST!", amirite?
@Katffro But, when you're feelin' sexy and try to take a picture, you looks like a deranged freak.

There's just no camera that can properly record the sexiness, so it distorts the image.

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I know why they call it Post of the Day. It's because the acronym is POTD, and if you sound that out, it sounds like "party", which is what a Post of the Day is, amirite?
@for those who disagree say "pot-d" its party with an accent!

(Miss.Brittany): What the hell kind of accent have you got?!