Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?
@alittleannoyed more like a whoregasm

damn you. damn you to hell. i was going to say "sex with a slut could be called a horgasm" but NO! you had to take the concept and STAB IT WITH 1,000 KNIVES OF VENOM. imagine that pun was a glass vase. it was worth alot to the person who owns it. lots of praise, lots of loves. basically, you got the vase, dropped it, picked some pieces of it back up, and said "hey guys i had an accident but it's still the vase right?" perhaps i'm causing a tempest in a teapot, but that idea, that pun had SO MUCH POTENTIAL, and look at it now. downvoted. shame on you good sir.

Voldemort would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids, amirite?
@Alyssa Scooby-dooby-doo, where are you...

evading the police by hiding in the mountainous terrain of northern afghanistan. (spoiler alert- he's actually in pakistan)

If I'm José, Amirite?
@781249

Experience points are not something to laugh at.

"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
@Brianne Kingdoms?!?! KINGdoms?!?! You're offending hardcore feminists!!

hardcore feminists?!?! you are offending softcore masculinists!

"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
@Ross those who don't have grandparents?!?! You're offending adopted parents!

(Schrodinger's Cat): biological parents?!! you are offending those with fairy god parents!

There should be lanes in a high school hallway: the texting lane, the swagger lane, the we-want-to-walk-17-people-across-lane, the boyfriend/girlfriend makeout lane, the slow walkers' lane and the lane for people who just want to get to class, amirite?
@WoahElle What about the lane for losers like you? jk

woah woah woah there THAT was uncalled for

It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are. amirite?
@Deadpool Then that makes me a retard, because when people say things to me like "you have 10 seconds to decide", I have a...

That would suck if you were held at gunpoint and the gunman said any last words? You gravestone would read: Hobbes-uh ummm blah blah meh blah!

Straight people: girls- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey so it's suck. guys- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey and your straight so it also sucks. amirite?
@Flibbertigibbet my first post makes the front page yay!!

Your post is like Friday- the only reason it's really popular is because we think it has the intelligence of a potted plant on LSD

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
@1176415

time acne- zits that have their own hour and minute hand

I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
Why does Obama give his speeches behind bulletproof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody, amirite?
Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fricking plane, amirite?

"in other news, 2 copilots and a flight attendant are in good condition after getting stabbed in an attempted hijacking"

"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
@Lizzy Fairy God Parents?! You're offending Mr. Crocker!

Mr. Crocker? you are offending those individuals who live with their mother!

Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, you're like 'Pfft. Erin? I can take that slut'. But if it's like hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you'd pack your stuff and leave immediately, amirite?
@681387

nahhh just kind of killed it. i mean those names aren't intimidating. wtf is queen of terror?