damn you. damn you to hell. i was going to say "sex with a slut could be called a horgasm" but NO! you had to take the concept and STAB IT WITH 1,000 KNIVES OF VENOM. imagine that pun was a glass vase. it was worth alot to the person who owns it. lots of praise, lots of loves. basically, you got the vase, dropped it, picked some pieces of it back up, and said "hey guys i had an accident but it's still the vase right?" perhaps i'm causing a tempest in a teapot, but that idea, that pun had SO MUCH POTENTIAL, and look at it now. downvoted. shame on you good sir.
evading the police by hiding in the mountainous terrain of northern afghanistan. (spoiler alert- he's actually in pakistan)
Experience points are not something to laugh at.
beavers? you're offending those with buck teeth!
hardcore feminists?!?! you are offending softcore masculinists!
(Schrodinger's Cat): biological parents?!! you are offending those with fairy god parents!
woah woah woah there THAT was uncalled for
That would suck if you were held at gunpoint and the gunman said any last words? You gravestone would read: Hobbes-uh ummm blah blah meh blah!
Your post is like Friday- the only reason it's really popular is because we think it has the intelligence of a potted plant on LSD
time acne- zits that have their own hour and minute hand
thats what she said
that's what she said
"in other news, 2 copilots and a flight attendant are in good condition after getting stabbed in an attempted hijacking"
Mr. Crocker? you are offending those individuals who live with their mother!
nahhh just kind of killed it. i mean those names aren't intimidating. wtf is queen of terror?