Girls (or maybe dudes with girls too): It pisses you off when you try to find out how to keep guys from staring at your boobs but it all the advice says don't wear low cut tops. Guys stare when they are completely covered. How do we stop it then? amirite?
@So you wanna grab your mom's tits then.

When did I ever say I was staring or wanted to grab at my mom's tits?

Girls (or maybe dudes with girls too): It pisses you off when you try to find out how to keep guys from staring at your boobs but it all the advice says don't wear low cut tops. Guys stare when they are completely covered. How do we stop it then? amirite?
@Your mom has tits too you wanna grab hers?

I never said I was staring at my mom's tits.

The internet needs to stop censoring every fucking cuss word in existence, amirite?

Psshhh. I don't care about censoring. I'd just rather like to see this mentality on the internet go away where whenever you use profane and aggressive language you are fucking hilarious.

Girls (or maybe dudes with girls too): It pisses you off when you try to find out how to keep guys from staring at your boobs but it all the advice says don't wear low cut tops. Guys stare when they are completely covered. How do we stop it then? amirite?

Take the staring out of the equation and just let us grab those suckers.

Gay people: you get really offended when two straight people try to get married. It's different from how you practice marriage and it is automatically morally wrong to do something different. amirite?
@eldorito God hates breeders.

God hates readers

sup old LAPDANCE member

There is a distinct difference between chocolate syrup and chocolate sauce, amirite?

Yes. One is a syrup and one is a sauce.

You were born too late to explore new lands. You were born too early to explore space. You were born on time to explore the internet, amirite?
@Lord_Wakko Honestly, be original.

Said after multiple comments had previously stated it was from a different source.

99% of the world's population masturbates. The other 1% does, but lie about it, amirite?
@1505649

ahahahaaahahahhaahahhaha... porn!

99% of the world's population masturbates. The other 1% does, but lie about it, amirite?
Sometimes you sit in class and listen to the conversations around you and realize you are the smartest person in the room, amirite?
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense, amirite?

With this logic, I'll never go skydiving. Common sense says I could die, my own reason says I can't afford it.

if Godzilla had a son his name would be Jesuszilla. amirite?
@FlyingGuineaPig THIS is the POTD? This unoriginal humorless dry nearly-nonsensical statement that sounds like it was pulled out of...

I found this post actually quite funny. There probably was something better, but it would be better to save it for a Friday night than a Tuesday night.

if Godzilla had a son his name would be Jesuszilla. amirite?
@God_the_Almighty I am on the Internet.

You're not the real god, i but you use internet explorer.

You can avoid doing laundry for as long as you want, until you run out of clean underwear, amirite?
@What the guy above me said. This post is stupid without an "or"

The only thing here that's stupid without an oar is a rowboat.