It's especially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock, amirite?
@SpongebobNinja And especially dangerous if you have a rock and someones running around with paper. That shit is scary

and even more dangerous if you have paper and someone is running around with a chainsaw.

Age isn't just a number, it's the world's biggest enforcer of stereotypes. amirite?

No, the biggest enforcer of stereotypes is that annoying white kid who thinks he's cool that rats off just about every damn racist joke he can think of every fucking day.

Sometimes you sit in class and listen to the conversations around you and realize you are the smartest person in the room, amirite?

sometimes you sit and class and listen to the conversations around you and realize you are the most narcissistic person in the room, amirite?

if Godzilla had a son his name would be Jesuszilla. amirite?
Overweight people have a certain advantage in Spin the Bottle, they take up more of the circle, amirite?
@Shadi Aww...

It's not an insult, it's motivation.

It's strange how girls have to cover their chest in the pool and boys dont, amirite?
@Chickeemeow Because they have boobies. Duh

Here we go again. First it's "guys don't have feelings", and we do! Now it's "guys don't have boobs" and we do! Such a double standard.

OK isn't just a stick person, it's a stick person who fell over. But he's going to be OK, amirite?
@Lanz I think your friend is dead.

nahhh he just didnt make it to the toilet.

How the hell did the guys who climbed Mt. Everest ever get down? amirite?

you fall into a deep sleep. why do you think they call it ever-rest?

@freddo This post will not live up to yesterdays greatness

your mom didn't live up to yesterday's greatness last night... just thought i'd add some constructive criticism wary smilie

"No means no" is either dating advice, or the world's shortest Spanish lesson. amirite?
"No means no" is either dating advice, or the world's shortest Spanish lesson. amirite?
@Sinner "No means no. Unless you say that to us. Then it means 'Please take away my iPod, computer, TV and phone.'"

Yes means yes, especially when a girl says it to you. Then it means "please take away my virginity"

"No means no" is either dating advice, or the world's shortest Spanish lesson. amirite?
@1326425

Oh no. I guess we'll have to call the cyber police!

"No means no" is either dating advice, or the world's shortest Spanish lesson. amirite?
@1326427

no, you probably just said that to make people think you're witty.

"No means no" is either dating advice, or the world's shortest Spanish lesson. amirite?
@I'm stupid.

Hi i'm ross, pleased to meet you.

It takes a brave man to admit he's wrong. It takes a braver man to not delete the original comment, amirite?