you fail at trolling.
This is my paranoia: you know how some stars are really giant? and some planets on said stars must be really giant? well somewhere, there's some ancient alien race that is just MASSIVE, like one alien is as large as a skyscraper, and they're ships are so huge that if they were to go through earth, it would just crush it- think bug on a windshield. call me stupid, but let's be honest: we don't know shit about what's out there.
your mom doesn't exist?
I don't YYA... I do this:
"it was some anonymous guy.. and he really made me cry!
it made me think if i see him again he's gonna diieee,
I know his momma aint raise him like that,
i know he just aint like that,
and i know it's nothing to get upset,
but some douche dissed me on teh internets!"
look at this emote with your head tilted to the right. it looks like a stickman with a briefcase for a head
I was like, get your own ranch! or, if you prefer, thousand island...
@1030358 (smb4ever): love is like a hat, it's supposed to be worn on the head
i guess you're right. you don't see girls saying "can i have your marker?" "yeah" draws vertical line "what's that?" "a vagina"
peanuts or sex?
that's a whorrible thing to call a woman.
haha, "all cute" = "what shirt makes my boobs look the best?"
sometimes you sit and class and listen to the conversations around you and realize you are the most narcissistic person in the room, amirite?