You feel proud when you realise that the quick maths or the smart things said or done by other people in your dream was actually said or done by you, amirite?

i felt proud when i REALIZED REALIZED is spelt REALIZED.

sorry, the inner grammar nazi gets out sometimes

It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if Jesus Christ had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT? amirite?
@riri He did have brothers and sisters. Mary was a virgin at the time of Jesus birth not her entire life.

we don't know that for a fact. people say that the angel Gabriel told mary she was pregnant, but if you connect the dots, it's obvious that Gabriel actually knocked mary up, much to joseph's chagrin.

Sea levels aren't rising because of global warming. Due to the increase in obesity, the continents are in fact, sinking. amirite?
@Fabs Someone apparently is okay with the continents sinking...

Have you seen how stupid america is? if North America sank, that would be great! It would take care of americans, raising the world's average IQ by 23 points, it would take care of Mexicans because they wouldn't have anywhere to immigrate to, other Latino countries could just chill in South America, and Canadians are right next to Greenland so as the earth gets warmer they could just colonize Greenland!

but if every continent sank, it would be bad. humanity would end, but it's still not as bad as breaking a nail or stubbing your toe on a door, amirite?

Voldemort would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids, amirite?
@Vepix Agreed. If I was Voldy, I would have made at least one horcrux a very common item, and maybe just burried it somewhere.

I never read Harry potter, what is a horcrux? I see that word and I think "that poor slut..."

I don't remember how I got here, INCEPTION!...No hun, you were just wasted, amirite?
I'd like to shoot whoever said television is too violent these days, amirite?
@SillyBanana Cute.

how is this cute? if this were cute it would be talking about kittens or puppies. but its talking about violence. violence isn't cute. unless its one of those little videos on youtube of kittens fighting

let me get two things straight, PEOPLE AND BUGS ARE NOT ANIMALS! people aren't animals because we are way to smart and we aren't wild. Do you see us going around eating other animals? Bugs are way too small to be and animal and they're too stupid to be one, if you don't agree, then there must be something wrong with you, it's stupid to think that people and bugs are animals, amirite?
@Thanks you! at least someone who understands! Except i don't agree with the bugs are animals part.

I mean i understand completely. all these people who disagree are just trying to be unoffensive to bugs

let me get two things straight, PEOPLE AND BUGS ARE NOT ANIMALS! people aren't animals because we are way to smart and we aren't wild. Do you see us going around eating other animals? Bugs are way too small to be and animal and they're too stupid to be one, if you don't agree, then there must be something wrong with you, it's stupid to think that people and bugs are animals, amirite?
@619734

no were not. we are just not afraid to express our beliefs

let me get two things straight, PEOPLE AND BUGS ARE NOT ANIMALS! people aren't animals because we are way to smart and we aren't wild. Do you see us going around eating other animals? Bugs are way too small to be and animal and they're too stupid to be one, if you don't agree, then there must be something wrong with you, it's stupid to think that people and bugs are animals, amirite?
@619578

chill! i am trying to be open minded.

It's not fair that 'A dream within a dream within a dream' is an award winning blockbuster, but 'A woman within a woman within a woman' is just an unpopular Russian toy. They could've done so much more with that idea, amirite?
let me get two things straight, PEOPLE AND BUGS ARE NOT ANIMALS! people aren't animals because we are way to smart and we aren't wild. Do you see us going around eating other animals? Bugs are way too small to be and animal and they're too stupid to be one, if you don't agree, then there must be something wrong with you, it's stupid to think that people and bugs are animals, amirite?
@What?! Who are you? Are you John? Well fuck off!

Bugs have the classification of an animal. they have the common ancestors for animal. that is it! they are stupid! And us humans are kind of too elite to be considered animals. i totally agree with you on this, even if it is politically incorrect