rotersscap1982

Maybe one day body augmentation will be advanced enough to give you a bionic butthole, amirite?

Ahh yes! Then we drop power turds.

There are probably way better athletes than any pro athlete, they just don't have the opportunity to showcase or even compete in less developed countries, amirite?
@Tldfonat This is why I don't get star stuck. The only thing really special about celebrities is that millions of people...

Big difference between a celebrity like Kim Kardashian and a celebrity like Michael Jordan. If you're saying Michael Jordan isn't special, you're missing a critical volume of brain cells.

The only letter in the alphabet that phonetically starts with the letter ‘W' isn't W, it's Y, amirite?

Just because W is so weirdly pronounced in english

Life is a multiple choice test where despite instinctively knowing most of the answers, we almost always select the dopamine one instead. amirite?
Somewhere in the world at least one person had a vision of how the world ends or how the future might be but they brushed it off as a dream. amirite?
If everyone jumped at once, for a brief moment there will be no one on earth, amirite?

tell that to those buried alive

All guns that shoot are "shotguns". amirite?
@Openeyes But if it doesn't shoot shot but instead shot pellet then it's still a shot gun because it still shot

Are you saying pellets in the singular or plural?
Plural pellets are shot thus it would be a shotgun. But if singular pellet then it is a only a shot gun if you shot it.

A baby can be born colorblind and you wouldn't even know. amirite?

A girl once told me that she saw the world as horisontally flipped, and that it was a disability of sorts. I wanted to ask how she ever found out, as life could in no way be different because of it. I didn't end up asking, as I just didn't believe her and didn't care to make waves. Maybe not interesting, but it did get me thinking whether maybe many people see the world 'flipped', and they just don't notice it, as the world makes equal sense.

When the first manned mission lands on Mars, whatever they do will be a world record. amirite?

For the first time earth records won't be the universal records

It takes zero oxygen to kill you. amirite?

You can live on a ventilator

In a wedding, 2 families enter and 1 leaves, amirite?

Weddings= Thunderdome

In a wedding, 2 families enter and 1 leaves, amirite?
@rotersscap1982 Weddings= Thunderdome

When is it too late to get remarried and use this on the invites?

We cordially invited you to THUNDERDOME, Where TWO families enter but only ONE leaves!

Please RSVP.

To give or to take a look are the same thing, amirite?

Not if you're giving a dirty look

Once you hit puberty, the only way your teeth will fall out is bad health. amirite?
In a wedding, 2 families enter and 1 leaves, amirite?