The book is ALWAYS better than the movie, amirite?

Howls moing castle movie was better than the book but that's because it's miyazakified

It would be really cool if you could choose what you look like, like on Sims, amirite?

To be honest, I'd just give myself bigger boobs...and a penis

Needs more white...and rite

You hate it when people say "totes" instead of totally, and "jelly" instead of jealous, amirite?

I hate it when people say 'You jealous?' when I'm actually just a nice,wobbly dessert.

Powerpuff girls don't have fingers, so their hands must have some kind of suction in order to hold stuff... it would be awesome getting a handjob from a powerpuff girl, amirite?
@Mr_Superfluous

I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING

Powerpuff girls don't have fingers, so their hands must have some kind of suction in order to hold stuff... it would be awesome getting a handjob from a powerpuff girl, amirite?

You've soiled my childhood...

Cows don't grow on trees because the steaks would be too high, amirite?

THE STEAKS ARE TOO DAMN HIGH

You just hate it when your marriage falls apart because of your work, and your wife cheats on you, then you figure out you've been dead the whole time, amirite?

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

Bra cup size is directly proportional to school grades, amirite?

unfortunutely not, (is a bit dumb as well as flat D:)

You hate it when you're trying to plagiarize a paper, but you get caught I have erectile dysfunction because the author inserts a stupid phrase to let the teacher know you copied it, amirite?
@What's a lady bird?

Like Harpies, but they also have beaks..

Girls like slobbing on a guys knob while he plays COD, Amirite?
Girls like slobbing on a guys knob while he plays COD, Amirite?

It rhymes so it must be true! ¬_¬

Expedia........ you just said ".com!" in your head, amirite?

CONFUSED...

Something you can say when someone's smoking: "Smell's like lung cancer", amirite?
@An_D not trying to be one, i'm just saying

I actually did this once.
One of my friends from a roughish school ran into some of his friends that go to the same school while hanging out with me and others. They looked absolutely terrifying and it was complete silence as they were both smoking. So I just came out with 'Mmmmm, smells like like lung cancer!' My friend cries to this day with laughter when I mention it...The smokers looked like they wanted to kill me xD

you never hear a good thing about essex. amirite?

I'm from Essex....OUCH!