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god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

so, let me get this straight.

wait, nevermind, i can't.

SamGs avatar SamG +278Reply
You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
@Max oveusly God is real if someon coms from the futer in a time macne.

ah, oveously. how are you so smart? are you from the futer?

SamGs avatar SamG +105Reply
Dudes, before you make her too angry, remember, females have more experience cleaning up blood stains, amirite?
@That. Was. Amazing.

i heard they miss you over at MLIA

SamGs avatar SamG +76Reply
It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?

the percentage of time we were right.

oh wait we can do that!

SamGs avatar SamG +62Reply
Bromances are just wierd, amirite?
@drhannah We have a homophobe on our hands.

even more than that, a bromophobe!

SamGs avatar SamG +49Reply
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them. It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But it's probably my brother Colin, amirite?

maybe if we all keep commenting saying "repeat," it'll magically go away!

SamGs avatar SamG +46Reply
Anthony must have wanted to prove to someone he was right, amirite?

if anthony's the dad of amirite, who's the mom?

SamGs avatar SamG +38Reply
It's no coincidence that the name Anthony rhymes with prostitute. amirite?

i actually said both words out loud just in case, hahaha

SamGs avatar SamG +32Reply
It doesn't make any sense why some people think certain actors are hilarious. They are reading from a script...that makes them a good actor, not a comedian, amirite?

there's a difference. people like jim carrey are hilarious because he takes a scene and makes it his own, clearly showing his ability to be really funny

SamGs avatar SamG +31Reply
The "F.U.N." song on Spongebob has the potential to be VERY dirty, amirite?

f is for friends who "do stuff" together hello smilie

SamGs avatar SamG +30Reply
Girls: You wonder if guys talk about us as much as we talk about them, amirite?

waits for guy to answer

SamGs avatar SamG +29Reply
Its weird to think that actors in a role actually wanted to be on t.v. Like Red from That 70's show auditioned for his part, amirite?

usually it bothers me when people complain about POTD, but i honestly don't understand why this one is

SamGs avatar SamG +25Reply
god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

LMAO i love the classic excuse of blaming somebody else for making a post

SamGs avatar SamG +24Reply
This new secret agent way of getting on amirite can really turn your day around and make you feel important, amirite?

maybe i'm missing something but what?

SamGs avatar SamG +23Reply