+113When somebody invites you to a rave, they won't techno for an answer, amirite?
+147It's kind of weird to think that even if you commit to a relationship (marriage/dating), they can break it off any day. It's like a lifetime of hoping they keep their end of the deal.
+65Enjoying being single relies on you hating arguments more than you like regular sex.
+96We should throw a politician in jail every day for the next 10 years. Even if we don't know why, they will.
+187Justin Bieber smokes weed? That's it. I'm taking down all my posters........of weed.
+245Does judging a kid by how ugly or pretty they are really matter? They all look the same in the dark anyway, amirite?
+440When you have children you're going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them you survived that, amirite?
+88Trying to go through life on a calm sea doesn't work. Be like a duck, smooth sailing on the top but peddling like crazy underneath.
+120Growing up I always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.