+416How many moms does it take to change a light bulb? None, she just bitches at you to do it, amirite?
+567I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by running away from the accident, amirite?
+584I saw a picture of polar bears drinking water. I thought to myself; 'This can't be real. Polar bears only drink Coca Cola, amirite?
+442In school, when you're walking past someone in the hall & they don't notice when you smile at them, you shouldn't feel like you looked like an idiot. The people behind you didn't see you smile & the people behind the other person didn't see them not smile back, so there's nothing to worry about when this happens, amirite?
+171If the waiter asks for a tip tell him to not breathe under water, amirite?
+561It really pisses you off when your step brother lies about touching your drum set then decides to go rub his nuts all over it, amirite?
+112If it takes you 5 minutes or longer to think of what to text someone, it's either for someone you have a crush on, someone you care about, or you're just trying to make up a really good excuse to get out of something you don't want to do, amirite?
+749Teachers don't understand what they're putting us through when they make us be partners with someone we don't really talk to or someone we really don't like, amirite?
+403It sucks when you get a pimple or zit by your lip & it looks like you have herpes. Unless you really do have herpes...then it just sucks even more, amirite?
+451You felt like a dumbass when you fell for that 'which one is heavier' joke and answered bricks, amirite?
+504Some of the sports we play in gym class are fun, it's the people who we play with that aren't, amirite?
+460You didn't mean to sing that part of the song too early, you were just practicing, amirite?