When you roll a die, the outcome is predetermined by the intricacies of physics, it's just that nobody can have any idea what that outcome will be.
It would be ironic if a person with cancer got murdered by a guy named Cancer, amirite?

It would be closer to irony if they were a cancer survivor.

When you roll a die, the outcome is predetermined by the intricacies of physics, it's just that nobody can have any idea what that outcome will be.

Given the perfect circumstances, it can be calculated, but you need to know the exact angle of the throw and table, the exact force used and the starting position of each eye. But you also need a lot of time and math to figure it out

It is hard trying not to back talk your boss when they yell at you

My problem is I can't keep my mouth shut in that situation

Americans: it's kind of weird how much people from other countries know about the presidential election, because you rarely follow politics in other countries, amirite?
@lemmethink You seem to understand American politics better than some voting Americans do.

Politics is sometimes interesting. I also know that the whole world economy crisis was caused by one man who committed a fraud, I think it was fraud, and he only got a couple years prison sentence. And he knew what he was doing when he sold those failing contracts

Americans: it's kind of weird how much people from other countries know about the presidential election, because you rarely follow politics in other countries, amirite?

It's important to us this year especially, because although you may not notice it, but George Bush, like his father, fucked up the whole world and made a lot of enemies out there. So Obama first went to repair those alliances, because even if the us has the strongest military, china, Russia, France, and possibly Germany, as well as Al Qaida would be a very large threat in your weakened state. And he also worked very hard to help rebuild the world Bush destroyed just so he and Cheney could make money off weapons and oil. Maybe Obama hasn't done what you expected of him in your country, but sometimes helping other people is more necessary if they're suffering more than you. Romney would have continued the war, a war that had no cause originally, and pissed of many world leaders. Even though some of us may not like your country, we don't want a new world war, and so we really wanted Obama to be re-elected.
If you don't believe me, ask about 5 non Americans if they think Obama is doing a good job, in my experience, about 90% is quite satisfied.

Whether a theist or an atheist, you're agnostic. Meaning you don't claim to KNOW that what you believe is true, but you have faith that it is, amirite?

The problem is that many people do claim to know what is right, and they are the people who cause the problems.

Mythbusters: If it isn't true, you blow it up instead then. amirite?

And if it is true: blow it up anyway

It doesn't matter if a person has straight As if they have an F in social skills, amirite?
How many times you repeat something to someone you can't hear is directly proportional to how much you like them, amirite?

Depends, some of my friends I spend a lot of time together in clubs, and even if I like them a lot, you have to repeat yourself 3 or 4 times for them to hear and understand you

The people who just love the Beatles fail to realise that they were just the One Direction of their time, amirite?

No, they have similarities, which you are thinking of. They are both succesful music groups, but while One Direction made songs that were in the top 10 charts, Beatles revolutionized music as a whole. They paved the way for any modern musician today. One Direction has computer generated sounds made to sound like instruments, and their voices may or may not (probably are for certain notes) be digitally enhanced. The Beatles relied on creativity and talent, not on their looks. If they wanted an echo, they would rely on the acoustics of the room.

Maybe if "nice guys" didn't bitch and moan all the time about girls not paying attention to them, girls would actually pay attention to them. amirite?

But they wouldn't be complaining if you would give them attention.

It's a cycle

There is nothing wrong with drinking nearly a full bottle of vodka alone, amirite?

I wouldn't say it's wrong, but in most cases its a sign that something is wrong

10:00 pm is an incredibly early curfew for a 16-year-old during summer break, amirite?

That's actually a curfew for minors by law. I might be mistaken, but I think it's a federal law