If he is called the Dark Lord, why is Voldemort so pale, amirite?

OMG Evan, you can't just ask people why they're pale.

When you look at a digital clock and it says 7:21 you automatically think "3", amirite?
Movies, especially really long ones, should have an intermission so you can use the bathroom and get refills on soda and popcorn, amirite?

They do where I'm from

Emoticons of the week. Sunday = :| Monday = >:( Tuesday = :( Wednesday = :/ Thursday = :) Friday = :D Saturday = :D, amirite?

More like: Sunday = >:( Monday = >:( Tuesday = >:( Wednesday = >:( Thursday = >:( Friday = >:( Saturday = >:(

whenever your telling someone a story and they get distracted and stop paying attention to you, you turn to another person who happened to be following along and finish the story with them so you dont look stupid, amirite?

I hate people that do that.. I just feel like slapping them & shouting HEY! I'M TALKING TO YOU!!

Those that can't do, teach. And those that can't teach, teach gym, amirite?

Jack Black is amazing :3

87x/59(1 x)=(187x)(67-x)...fuck this, I'm going to be a pimp. amirite?

why does your username have blue around it?

It's disguisting to picture your mom or sister giving birth, amirite?

thanks for the mental images D:


It's hard to make a song sound serious when you're accompanied by an ukulele, amirite?

*a ukulele... and no.. go listen to tom milsoms songs (:

It's annoying when people put a space between their words and punctuation. For example , like this . amirite?

thank you! finally someone that shares my pain..

It's stupid and annoying when people say eva instead of ever, taday instead of today, tomaro instead of tomorrow, kewl instead of cool, and so on, amirite?

yeah I say eva because of my accent.. but the rest of them are just weird

you always keep you're background color on this site the same, and it's weird when you see it in a different color, amirite?

Mine used to be yellow and then it turned to purple one day and I can't figure out how to change it, any help?

When something is long in text and your reading out loud, like say "World War 3" and you want to shorten it, you don't say "Double-U Double-U Three" thats 7 syllables. World War 3 is three...amirite?

world war 3?

Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, and Wayne Brady, amirite?

!!..is it anyway

We all know that in ten years, we're going to look back at Lady Gaga and say to ourselves, "what were we on?", amirite?