It used to be a sign that someone was like a child (or somehow related to) Aphrodite, Greek godess of love and beauty. If you read The Widow's Tale by Chaucer, the widow is supposedly a great beauty for her time and she has a gap-tooth. Interesting stuff...

I think Lady Gaga would probably wear the kids. Somehow...

This post inspires me. When I have kids, one year, I'm just not going to put anything under the tree and I will hide the presents somewhere like under the couch so when the kids wake up expecting presents it will be like a total WTF moment.

I used to pretend I was a mermaid when I went swimming :P

When i was little the santa presents weren't wrapped at all. only the presents from parents would be wrapped, everything else was just laid out to see when we came downstairs :)

What got me was "made in China" on the presents.

The thing I never figured out was why Santa used FedEx instead of hand delivering the presents....

Oh, God. That song makes me want to punch my TV.

thats why i never unpack, i just take stuff out of my bag as i need them and return them back to their proper place when i'm done using it