Ella Enchanted would be totally screwed over if she lived nowadays, amirite?

I never understood why someone didn't tell her "Ella, don't do anything unless you want to."

we have all dreamed and wondered what it would be like to have a twin, amirite?

Im a triplet and I will also say its not that great...

In the same way that charging a very small amount for parents being late to pick their kid up from day care can let them buy off their guilt, transferring 50% of labour pain to the father would not be worth giving up the leverage, amirite?

What book is the first part of that comment from? Something like Freakonomics? (the buying off their guilt part)

We should find out if we have Amirite? neighbors. Comment with a state. Comments on comments will be cities/towns. Subsequent comments will be districts, streets, etc. amirite?
Beat up a geek in highscool, you earn praise. Beat up a geek at work, you earn a lawsuit, amirite?

Beat up ANYONE at work and youve got a lawsuit

Sometimes you are just laying in bed and start to wonder...."Why the hell is my room always colder than everyone elses damn room in the house?!", amirite?

haha I know, the radiator in my room is broken...

The best sports are the ones that require both muscular and cardiovascular/aerobic fitness, amirite?

Rowing, for the exact same reasons.

Athletes: Your very last competition (regionals, state, nationals, etc.,) broke your heart senior year, amirite?

Just got back from nationals! (rowing) We took a power ten for the senior on our boat, and got fourth

Darth Vader would beat Voldermort in a fight. Voldermort's biggest trick is Avada Kedavra, which can be dodged.

Avada Kedavra may be his deadliest spell (lol), but its nowhere near being his "biggest trick"...he can do magic that could do all sorts of things to Darth Vader that don't involve a single dodgeable jet of light.

There's at least one subject at school you find worthless studying, amirite?

My mom never took physics, chemistry, or any math beyond Algebra 2. She went to Harvard and is successful - it all depends on if/how you use the knowledge you get from the classes

You've heard a song that is so familiar, that even though it may be a "new" release, you still feel like you've heard it before, amirite?

Just happened to me with SHMs new song, 'dont you worry child'. Go listen; its good! :)

Everything that has raisins in it would be better if the raisins were M&Ms. For example, a box of raisins, amirite?

choc-oat chip cookies are amazing :P

In the same way that charging a very small amount for parents being late to pick their kid up from day care can let them buy off their guilt, transferring 50% of labour pain to the father would not be worth giving up the leverage, amirite?
When you meet someone with the same name as your pet you can't take them seriously, amirite?

I have the same name as my coaches dog...

As a predator how would you even go about killing a giraffe? amirite?

A giraffecankill a lion with one kick. Id just not go for said giraffes.