+193Musicians: it bothers you when they show someone on TV playing an instrument, but the person isn't even on beat or playing the right chords, amirite?
+290Why do pregnant women always hold their stomach. Its not like the baby is gonna fall out, amirite?
+963Sometimes out of nowhere, you just become angry with the world and find everything annoying, and you think things like "I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TAP THEIR PENCILS REPEATEDLY" or "WHY ARE YOUR EYEBROWS SO ANNOYINGLY LONG", amirite?
+193Comments on any post: Someone says "ha so true!" Grammar Nazi says something like "You made an error with the passive voice preceded by an adverb." Wannabe says "you're*". Amirite celeb makes a witty joke (+79, 14 loves). Anon tries to argue; loses. Debbie Downer says her friend died by being hit by a javelin while playing water polo, so this isn't funny. Someone questions the post's validity, amirite?
+514Daoism: Shit happens. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Buddhism: When this shit happens, is it really shit? Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage. Catholics: if shit happens, I guess I deserved it. Atheist: There is no shit going on. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me? Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock, shit’s happening on your door-step, amirite?
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+2,018I always hear people say, "I'm not a racist, but-" but never the other way around. It would be funny to hear someone say,"I am a racist, but the black kid at school is a fucking legend.", amirite?
+2,429Why does Obama give his speeches behind bulletproof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody, amirite?
+186If you are under 90 pounds and over 5'4, you are disgusting. If you put on too much makeup, you are ugly. If you are shy, you don't give away easily. If you are super tan, your skin is unhealthy. This is how "society" should be, amirite?
+387You can tell alot about a person by their jeans - skinny, loose, light, dark, ripped, and whether they wear them high or low, amirite?
+2,801Jaywalking? More like jay-running-the-fuck-across-the-street-and-hope-you-don't-get-hit, amirite?