Some people are really good at puns, while others arepun't, amirite?

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did..

You know whats even whats even more dangerous? When you're on the treadmill and you stop, to realize this. Gets me every time..

It's pretty sad when my high school has won more games and scored more points in Cowboys Stadium than the Dallas Cowboys themselves, amirite?

Oh okay. I live close to aledo so I was Jw.

A hot guy looks a lot hotter when he's holding a puppy or a baby, amirite?

note to self: find baby.

It's pretty sad when my high school has won more games and scored more points in Cowboys Stadium than the Dallas Cowboys themselves, amirite?
Clams have a big shellabration on their birthday, amirite?

That would just be one big Clamity