There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did..

You know whats even whats even more dangerous? When you're on the treadmill and you stop, to realize this. Gets me every time..

Oh okay. I live close to aledo so I was Jw.

note to self: find baby.

Aledo?

That would just be one big Clamity