Some people are really good at puns, while others arepun't, amirite?

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did..

Since cars kill several hundred people daily, they should be banned, even though most people won't cause harm with them and have legitimate uses for them but it's worth saving those extra lives, amirite?

True, but Americans like to think that we should all inconvenience target shooters and hunters for the sole purpose of reducing homicides. This doesn't include those who keep guns for personal protection. If we're going this far to punish the majority for crimes that the minority makes, we might as well go the extra mile and ban everything that can be used for homicide, like cars. Yes, cars can and have been used for homicide. Yeah, cars are generally used for transportation. But that doesn't make it any less dangerous than a gun, and people use cars for homicide more often than guns, but the media likes reporting the latter because those stories sell better. The typical American reaction is that we should not hold people accountable for their actions, but objects or media outlets (video games) have either convinced them or helped them greatly. Also, taking away the one and only thing that humans can defend themselves with reliably never made sense to me.

I'm sure that most people who are for gun control have the right intentions, but let's face it; it's impossible for America to completely get rid of its guns, it's far too late for that.

Guys: When you were a senior in high school you and your friends would try to see who could have sex with as many freshman girls before graduation, amirite?

Yeah, we had a 3-way tie with 0.