+38You absolutely hate it when teachers give homework on the weekends. "Have a great weekend." "Thank you, Mrs. Teacher, I sure will! I hope you do too!" "...and don't forget to hand in that fifteen page report by Monday!" "...Fuck you.", amirite?
+267You try to train yourself so that when you drop something you automatically catch it in mid air before it smashes on the floor, but when you drop something in real life, you usually just watch in horror as the object falls to its doom in slow motion. amirite?
+2,922Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. amirite?
+17Are we what we eat, or do we eat what we are? This is a cannibal’s most important life question, amirite?
+31You hate the fact that you can't hate haters because that would technically make you a hater hating on another hater, amirite?
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+911Winnie The Pooh was based on psychological problems, Winnie had an eating disorder, Pigglet had generalized anxiety disorder, Eeyore had major depression, and that Tigger had ADHD. amirite?
+1,358If Dr. Seuss Was Actually a Doctor: Dr. Seuss: I do not like this brownish spot. I do not like this dark black dot. I do not like this odd-shaped mole. I do not like this porous hole. I'd wear more sunblock here and there. I'd wear more sunblock everywhere. It looks as though, I'm sad to say, that you have cancer, here today. Patient: Are you...high? amirite?
+16Them: "Kiss my ass!" You: "Pull down your pants and let me kiss your ass then!" them: o_o amirite?
+387There is nothing wrong with same sex marriage, seeing that most of the time, people in a same sex marriage have more love than the people that are not, amirite?
+424When movie directors/producers pick new people for the main parts in sequals, it ruins the movie, amirite?