Most celebrities wouldn't be considered attractive if they were normal people. amirite?
A Red apple actually exists as Cyan. amirite?
If Homer sneezes in the cartoon forest, amirite?
Avalanches are real life physics glitches, amirite?

Why? It's just snow going down a hill

Earrings can be dildos if you're brave enough

Since most elderly people are orphans, that makes retirement homes orphanages, amirite?

Except orphan refers specifically to children so unless their parents kicked it when they were kids, it isnt.

Nothing shows an entertainer's career is almost over as much as becoming a judge on a reality show. amirite?


Pulling on it won't make it any bigger, amirite?
Pulling on it won't make it any bigger, amirite?
Hub caps are only found on really cheap cars and really expensive cars, nothing in between. amirite?
You can milk any mammal and drink their milk, amirite?

Okay..milk me then

If they take you out to a restaurant like Applebee's, you're the side piece. amirite?

You got it backwards.

Life may get better for all of us now that Tool is on Spotify, amirite?
Given the time we all spend on electronic devices we could start using electricity as global currency, amirite?

Energy is already a global currency.

People say they feel like a million bucks when they are happy, therefore, chickens must feel like a million clucks when they are happy. amirite?