That's funny; mine died when an officer fell on him from a guard tower.
Most people I picture with the voice of Morgan Freeman are black. In fact, most people I picture with the voice of Morgan Freeman are Morgan Freeman.
(for sure): I see nothing defiant about this post.
A woman jumped into my car
crying and distraught
"Please help me, I've just been
"How unlucky," I said. "Raped
twice in the same night."
"Twice?" she said.
...as I locked all the doors.
Then you can name your kid "Paige Paige", and her kid can be "Paige Paige Paige", and you can continue adding one "Paige" each time.
The Beatles are sexist. There are no female Beatles. The Chinese are racist. There are no black Chinese people. Heterosexuality is sexist. It only allows you to have sex with the opposite gender.
Guys: You're glad you have as long as you'd like to think about getting married, while women are pressured to decide as soon as you ask, amirite?
Turtles have been my favorite animals for a long time, but until now, I could never put into words why. Thank you.
What is your reasoning behind this? Two of my Pokemon of the same sex fell in love. I like penis, now.
You... you don't need a link. It's pretty obvious. That's like me saying "the sky is blue"
Bitchin' rap, nigga.
Our country is incredible. Most countries are made out of land, but Canada is composed of 50% concentrated awesome, 45% snow, and 5 % maple syrup.