Why does facebook give me the option to 'like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy. amirite?
@loverat222 This is from funnyjunk. Way to be original...

I know for a fact FunnyJunk has stolen at least three posts from here. Who cares?

Apparently intelligent and sexy people are always drawn towards green writing, amirite?
@this is defiantly a home page

(for sure): I see nothing defiant about this post.

It would be funny if a devout catholic went to heaven, only to realize that God is really a Black Lesbian woman, amirite?
@peppers2 No, It just seems like a lot of people picture God as a guy with the voice of Morgan Freeman, and most of the time...

Most people I picture with the voice of Morgan Freeman are black. In fact, most people I picture with the voice of Morgan Freeman are Morgan Freeman.

You were born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning you break your legs, and every afternoon you break your arms. At night, you lie awake in agony until your heart attacks put you to sleep, amirite?

At first I thought this was going to be some "deep" post about getting stronger as you age. Luckily, I was wrong.

Girls: You are glad men are the ones who propose. amirite?

Guys: You're glad you have as long as you'd like to think about getting married, while women are pressured to decide as soon as you ask, amirite?

I don't understand why people are so amazed when I say that my grandfather survived Auschwitz. I mean, most German officers did, amirite?
It'd be really weird if animals were like pokemon in that they said their names instead of making sounds. So instead of going "Meow" a cat would walk around going "CAAAAAAT! CAAAAAT! CATCATCATCAT!" Amirite?
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?

Turtles have been my favorite animals for a long time, but until now, I could never put into words why. Thank you.

Stem cells are not people; they cannot wear hats or own buses, amirite?
You know somebody's a 90s kid if he/she was born between 1987 and 1993, amirite?

I was born in '96 and I remember pretty much all of that "only nineties kids will get this" stuff.

Trying to go on amirite on your iPhone? There's an app for that, amirite?

HOLY SHUCKING FIT, LOOK AT THOSE YYAS!

Competition for college in our generation is going to be rough, due to all the MLIA-ers getting extra credit on their tests for drawing ninjas, amirite?
@God Youre on to me. Welcome to heaven. dont tell anyone

I'm sure no one will figure it out. Your username is very subtle.

Its weird to think that we could not use websites for their intended purposes. I mean, if we all band together, we could easily just use this website for sharing pie recipes, amirite?
Let's play scrabble: PESNI. You got spine, right? Like hell, you dirty pervert, amirite?

It's not perversion. It's human nature to figure out the easiest word first.

My name is Paige Jones and my boyfriend's name is Steven Paige..we probably shouldn't get married, amirite?

Then you can name your kid "Paige Paige", and her kid can be "Paige Paige Paige", and you can continue adding one "Paige" each time.