I know for a fact FunnyJunk has stolen at least three posts from here. Who cares?
(for sure): I see nothing defiant about this post.
Most people I picture with the voice of Morgan Freeman are black. In fact, most people I picture with the voice of Morgan Freeman are Morgan Freeman.
At first I thought this was going to be some "deep" post about getting stronger as you age. Luckily, I was wrong.
Guys: You're glad you have as long as you'd like to think about getting married, while women are pressured to decide as soon as you ask, amirite?
That's funny; mine died when an officer fell on him from a guard tower.
You're right. I guess that's the one aspect of Pokemon that's even slightly unrealistic.
Turtles have been my favorite animals for a long time, but until now, I could never put into words why. Thank you.
keywords: come from. By your logic, shit is a person.
I was born in '96 and I remember pretty much all of that "only nineties kids will get this" stuff.
HOLY SHUCKING FIT, LOOK AT THOSE YYAS!
I'm sure no one will figure it out. Your username is very subtle.
It's not perversion. It's human nature to figure out the easiest word first.
Then you can name your kid "Paige Paige", and her kid can be "Paige Paige Paige", and you can continue adding one "Paige" each time.