Love isn't about ridiculous little words. Love is about grand gestures. Love is about airplanes pulling banners over stadiums, proposals on jumbo-trons, giant words in sky writing. Love is about going that extra mile even if it hurts, letting it all hang out there. Love is about finding courage inside of you that you didn't even know was there, amirite?

You obviously don't know what love is. Love is taking the trash out for your mom when you know she had a long day, it's holding back from saying that little comment that will ruin your friend's day, it's picking up your significant other's favorite flavor of ice cream even though you don't really like it. Love is about denying the selfishness of human nature because you love a person enough to do that little something for them.
The sweet feeling of a grand gesture will fade in time, the little sacrifices permeate forever. You have some growing up to do.

the only way to get rid of racism is to STOP talking about it. amirite?
Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = hello smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( lolwut) = lolwut smilie
( ono ) = ono smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( yum ) = yum smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( l ) = l smilie
( Y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

Why do teachers always seem to blame the fact that they can't handle their classes on the time of day? E.g. "Come on guys, I know it's Monday morning"; "Come on guys, I know it's Friday afternoon"; "Come on guys, I know it's 9:23 on a Thursday"; amirite?
@Favvkes Saturday: "I know it's the weekend, but .... wait...... wtf are you doing here?"

Wait. I would like to commemorate this moment.
The comment seen around the site!
The comment which marks a new beginning!
To mark the endless, sleepless nights!

For on the penultimate day of March,
Favvkes made a comment that
Turned the heads of amiriters
As there was no picture of a cat!

So far and wide the news did spread
As we sing the song of the sure,
"Today, Favvkes has turned a new leaf,
Making a comment without using imugur!"

thinking someone's prego and them just being fat is worse than you thinking they're just fat but they happen to be prego, amirite?

That happens to me all the time. I'll grab a fat person by the hair and strangle her upside down over a bowl of pasta and shake her violently, only to realize too late that she wasn't actually Prego.

You've never understood why liking fish sticks makes you a gay fish, amirite?
You didn't know that there is a petition for changing the pronunciation of the letter "W" from "double-u " to "wee," amirite?

If they change it I quit the english language

Unrequited love: can't sleep with her, can't sleep without her, amirite?
@Albert_Einstein M33333 N31TH3R SUM1 3XP1A1N!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!1111!!

Unrequited love is when you love someone but they dont love you back. So you cant sleep with that someone because they dont love you and wont let you. But you cant sleep without them because you're so in love with them that you can't get any sleep from thinking about them at night and wishing you were with them

You wish you were a regular on this site, amirite?

I did, until I realized I'd been a regular for over a year now. Coincidentally, I also wished I was a sexy beast. It's funny how things work out.

All of the hot guys are either gay,taken,or canadian, amirite?
@Sinner Guessing that includes hot then.

Already included yes, and if your judging my looks. Im sorry man I don't roll that way. One y chromosome in my bed. Only attracted to legs with eggs. Can't plug in without an outlet. I don't know about interior design. Can't tell you what the new black is. Can't bedazzle. (Im not gay)

Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl: He has a diary, a favourite ring and necklace, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy, amirite?
@ilikefurrywolves4815 sometimes i wish i was a harry potter fan so i can understand the harry potter POTD's...

All you need to know is that Voldemort and Harry Potter team up to kill a ginger boy named Ron Weasley. Hermione is a lesbian, and loves Bellatrix, but Bellatrix loves Ron, and she kills Voldemort trying to save Ron. Fred Weasley dies of a drug overdose. A horcrux is a magical item that makes Harry invincible. Harry and Ron fight to the death, but Harry wins due to the Horcrux. Fred's twin, George Weasley, commits suicide after Ron and Fred die. Bellatrix steals Harry's Horcrux, and kills him for killing the love of her life, and then Hermione kills Bellatrix, knowing she could never have her. Hermione marries Nevile Longbottom, pretending to love him. They end up ruling the wizard world, over throwing Albus Dumbledore.

Women's masturbation should be called 'Jilling Off', amirite?

Or mistressbation.

It takes 100 similar people for a stereotype to start, but just one different person for the stereotype to end. amirite?

Not really.
I'm black.
I hate watermelon.
I know who my dad is.
I don't eat fried chicken more than normal.
I get straight A's. I am currently number 2 in my class.
I like rock music.
My name is not Shaniqua. My name is Samantha. Actually, everyone in my family has "normal names."
I don't whore around.
I have no STDs.
I don't use ebonics.
I have never worn any type of fake hair, ever.
There are plenty of people who don't fit the stereotype, but once they are noticed, others accuse them of acting white (in my case) or being fake.