Everyone else in the world: it sucks we don't get your post
Or like an attaccabottoni.
A boring Italian who talks too much about themselves.
You sound like a character in a Dickens novel
Only at a funeral...
stole from Demetri Martin but still hilarious
Or a creeper!
Does he keep some sort of chart knowing when your time of the month is?
Sheldon Cooper "Big Bang Theory"
Sheldon "My Life as a Teenage Robot"
Dwight Schrute "The Office"
Dexter "Dexters Labortory"
Larry Tudgmen "Lizzie McGuire"
Cousin Larry "Kim Possible"
Larry the Cucumber "Veggie Tales"