+64It would be acceptable to say that someone who is being extremely nostalgic is pasturbaiting, amirite?
+921. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, "It has to look like an accident." 4. Walk away.
+430Being an atheist is okay. Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real is not okay. Being a Christian is okay. Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist or an otherwise hateful person and blaming it on your religion is not okay. Being a reindeer is okay. Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay, amirite?
+445I hate when parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 min ago, it looks like a potato. amirite?
+254Knock knock! (Who's there?) Britney Spears. (Britney Spears who?) Knock knock! (Who's there?) Oops, I did it again, amirite?
+514You know when a girl is too young for you if you have to make the airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth, amirite?
+137You wonder what would happen if you just came to school painted purple. What would they do? "You're too purple, you're not allowed to learn. Go home." Amirite?
+229If only it wasn't creepy to just go up to someone and say "You are so damn attractive." amirite?
+129You would totally dress as a looped thread with worn ends next Halloween just so that whenever people ask if you're a piece of rope, you could shake your head while saying "I'm a frayed knot", amirite?
+517You hope there's life on Mars, but not any cats, in case Curiosity kills them, amirite?