+7Sometimes you like to speak in Rat Pack/Flappers slang so you can pretend you're a suave cool guy from the Roaring 20s when you're actually a fat neckbearded loser from 2012, amirite?
+15November 26th 2012: the day the POTD left for Christmas holidays without you like your parents did that one time, never forget :(
+12Some people need to learn that being addicted to meth is no excuse for breaking into your neighbour's house and skinning their 4 year old son alive, amirite?
-1Instead of dividing public bathrooms into Men and Women, they should be divided into Liberal and Conservative. Libertarians can exercise their freedom by shitting outside. Amirite?
+16It's annoying when lil wankers on this site always bitch about the popular users getting homepaged posts. If you're more well known you get seen more and people look out for your posts and thus they get HP'd more, that's how the site works. Also, most of the popular users got popular by contributing to the site and participating in discussions on posts. If you wanna hate someone, you should hate me, I got all my followers by paying them or performing sexual favours for them aw yeahhh
+92Sometimes you hug your cat a little too hard on purpose, just so he knows who's boss, amirite?
+100Small dogs are useless, what's the point of having a dog if you can't occasionally sit on its back and ride it at least 10 metres before it collapses, amirite?
+59Whenever you go onto the Just In page, it looks like 'Justin' and then you start wanking off thinking of Justin Timberlake's hot white boy body, amirite?
+4If a psychopath broke into your house and at gunpoint forced you to cook and eat your pet cat in a sandwich, but you got to choose the method, you would probably go with roast type method where you could easily slice the meat off the bone after it was cooked, rather than slicing the dead-pet-cat meat before it was cooked, because that wouldn't taste as nice in a sandwich, amirite?
+251If a loved one goes missing, in some ways it's preferable to find out they died rather than never know what happened to them. At least there's certainty with death, and you can mourn appropriately and continue on with your life; whereas if they went missing with no clues, there's a tiny part of you for the rest of your life that hopes they'll knock on your door one day safe and sound, amirite?
+82In Book of Genesis, God wasn't angry at Adam and Eve for eating the forbidden fruit, he was angry that they didn't own up to it. He didn't banish them for disobeying him, he banished them not taking responsibility or ownership of their actions, amirite?
+24It's pretty rude of someone who made the first comment on a long thread of comments to just delete theirs, thereby removing all the others from the post, amirite?
+104"Do you enjoy sucking on a fag?" is a great way to ask a British guy if he's a smoker or not, amirite?
+43It's a really shitty feeling, handing in an assignment you know isn't that great just when it's due, and you know if you hadn't put it off so long you could have done a lot better, but now you have to hand sub-par work in or be marked down for being late, amirite?