+14Your heart cracks a little bit when you lose a valued inanimate object, like your favorite earbuds, amirite?
+192A pessimist will complain about his roommate's snores. An optimist will know buy earplugs. An opportunist will know when it's safe to masturbate, amirite?
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+46Some of the most intense internal debates known to man have raged over the 'Send' button, amirite?
+6Guys: you don't quite understand why it's the norm to wash your hands after you pee. Assuming you don't splash on yourself, it's not like the family jewels have been anywhere you don't know about, amirite?
+111It's pointless for overpasses to have their heights on the side. Given a large truck's stopping distance, by the time the driver can see he's over the clearance, it's too late, amirite?