Whoever is deciding the ratio of the size of a jar of salsa to the size of a bag of tortilla chips is way off. amirite?

This is a great time to also talk about toasters and slices of bread.

Ten years ago we were told to never get in a strangers car and never meet someone over the internet, nowadays we get in stranger's car's who we met over the internet. amirite?

We were also told not to take open candy from strangers at Halloween cause they could put drugs in it, and for 30 years I have still never gotten free drugs from anyone, especially not old white woman on Halloween....

There's a possibility that non of your hair is in the exact same length, amirite?
Cheese is the only thing that, when you melt it, becomes more delicious. amirite?

Am I the only one that enjoys melted (or partially melted) ice cream?

Someone in history had the biggest dick of human existence, but didn't know it. amirite?

Rasputin has entered the chat

The person to tell the first joke, was the funniest person alive. amirite?

Right now somewhere, someone is actually the funniest person alive.

To blind people, eating jelly beans must be an adventure. amirite?
@Why? They'll eat one at random and taste what it is, being only mildly surprised at the flavour choice, exactly...

I guess that's true. I just ate a black licorice one without looking and it made me wonder if people who can't see get upset when that happens

Flat-Earthers think the Equator is the Earth's diameter, not it's circumfence. amirite?

They probably think the equator is the edge around the disk

Living and dying is the same biological process. All that changes is the POV that perceives it. amirite?

Elaborate?

There is a tiny chance that you've had a cancer cell somewhere on your body, that was killed in a small injury like a papercut, saving your life without you knowing, amirite?
@Creegs17 Only skin cancer and yeah so minutely possible that it's never happened

Not if you swallow a piece of paper and cut your gut! But yeah probably never happened. It's just fun to think about to me

Don't feel sympathy for spiders. They wouldn't feel any for you. amirite?

Nah, you got it all wrong. See, I remember when I was a girl, I had a fear of spiders. I was told they felt no emotion, that their hearts never beat, but now I know the truth. At the moment of the kill, they are never more alive.

There is supposedly a surplus of potatoes, yet they are very expensive. amirite?

poe-tay-toes

Even if you sat on the same couch all year, you'll never be in the same place, since the earth is always in motion, amirite?

False. If I sat on my couch all year, I'd end up in the same place I started, because the Earth would have made a full rotation around the sun.

Literally, Formula for happiness is C10H12N2O. amirite?
@No it's totally C₁₁H₁₅NO₂

That was synthesized, it has side effects such as dizziness whereas what I have given is formula of serotonin, chemical of happiness produced by brain.

Switch the P and C in Popcorn then you get cop porn, amirite?

Or cocporn