Nothing better is taking your first shit in your own toilet after a vacation. That's why people go on vacations, amirite?

I went through 3 months of shitting in those pit holes; it was absolute torture. When I got home, I spent a good half an hour in the bathroom cause it felt fucking good to actually SIT on something while I shit... and I am not ashamed to say that.

The people who say that gays shouldn't adopt because a child needs a man and a women to be raised properly should take a look at the popular tv show, Full House, amirite?
@pantherfanatic Well that would be impressive. Do you have any other siblings or people living with you?

I'm an only child. And there's my aunt, but she doesn't help out except for $300 a month for rent. And she just moved in about a year ago. Everything has been pretty much the same before she moved in.

The people who say that gays shouldn't adopt because a child needs a man and a women to be raised properly should take a look at the popular tv show, Full House, amirite?
@pantherfanatic Well the fact that a husband and wife can earn more money and therefore spend more time with the child is obviously...

My mom has been raising me alone for the past 3 years, makes about $14,000 a year, and she spends so much time with me, it's actually quite annoying. I'm not saying you're wrong though, I agree with you, I was just saying.

I love black clocks. You read that wrong, amirite?

I like dig bicks. hello smilie

When you were in elementary, even though it didn't really matter, you made a big deal about it when someone cut in line, amirite?

I still get mad about this. Mainly when it's lunch because everyone in my school cuts. So if you don't cut or tell the person not to cut you, you end up waiting the majority of the goddamn period. Or there was this one time I was waiting to return my books on the last day of school and I was there for 2 hours. Then about 30 freshmans decided to cut me. I was beyond pissed. I simply solved this by cutting them back though. smirk smilie

You wonder why they make 1lb. dumbbells, amirite?
The girls at Hooters may be hot, but when it comes down to it, the girls at Subway are the real wife material, amirite?
There's always that on girl that miss hears EVERYTHING. "Did you say north?" "No I said ham sandwich.", amirite?
The girls at Hooters may be hot, but when it comes down to it, the girls at Subway are the real wife material, amirite?
@Favvkes Do you work at Subway? Because everytime I see you, I get a footlong

Hey baby, do you work at Subway?

'Cause you should go make me a sammich.

Guys: You get angry when you here girls bitch about shaving their legs even though to be accepted we have to shave so much more of our bodies than them. amirite?
@mirandaamirite Guys shave- Face, and pubes. Girls shave- 2 legs, sometimes arms and stomach, pubes, bikini line, wax eyebrows.

And don't forgot the girls that wax their face. There's always that girl that has a mustache and sideburns.

Whenever somebody says something about a number, you always count, just in case you can correct them. For example, this post has twenty-six words, amirite?
@Caitlin I didn't even think of counting the amirite.

This also happened to me. I was like, "Hey! There's TWENTY-FIVE wor-...wait..."

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like a lot of people are too stupid to use Google. A lot of my friends will ask me questions and they'll be like, "I can't find the answer." Then I'll google it, and it'll be the first link. Or when I'm googling something, and someone asks a question on a question site when they could have googled it and it would have been right there. Or some of my friends will go like, "GOOGLE IS SOOOOO UNRELIABLE. HERP DERP." Maybe if you knew how to use it properly...

Sorry, I kind of ranted.

Minors: Drinking Izze makes you feel like a badass, amirite?

At first I figured it was alcohol, but then I googled it... why on earth would drinking carbonated juice make you feel like a badass?

Going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant to admire a plate of food: one of the waiters probably has an STD, amirite?
@Brettward95 8==D

Before I found out what that was, I just thought it was a really long smiley face.

Going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant to admire a plate of food: one of the waiters probably has an STD, amirite?

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