It's like when a lion escapes from a zoo, and the zookeeper starts torching kittens to deal with the problem.

You know your lips are seriously chapped when you can't even smile without them splitting in half, amirite?

I tried. Fuck you it hurts.

You have those days in school when you think “F this I’ll become a prostitute”, amirite?

Said that the other day, actually.

New lesbian porn. Anybody? no? Alright I'm getting off the internet now...

"Tits" sounds much sexier and bigger than "boobs", amirite?

I'm immature, so I like boobies :P

gogurt is specially made so while eating it you accidentally punch yourself in the face! amirite?

So far, my tally of how many nosebleeds I've gotten from doing this is 3 and counting...

It would be pretty strange if we claimed stuff like animals do, and we pee'd on everything, amirite?
Guys- you go to track meets or cross country races just to see girls running around in spandex. amirite?
@I think you mean vollyball

I hoped I wasn't the only one thinking this

It gets very annoying when you go bowling & spin the ball on the thing where they come out of the spinny thing trying to find the holes to put your fingers in, but you can never find them, amirite?

As someone who's been bowling for 11 years, this was painful to read.

It gets very annoying when you go bowling & spin the ball on the rack at the end of the ball return trying to find the finger holes, but you can never find them, amirite?

That is all.

Southerners: You get really disappointed when you travel north and Dr. Pepper isn't on the menu, amirite?
@Retooser I've been to Massachusetts, Maine, and New Hampshire, and we didn't encounter a restaurant with Coke products. I'm...

Yea a lot of people up here are the same way. I personally hate coke products except for sprite, so I love it when a restaurant has Pepsi products.

You know you are Australian when you can sprint in thongs, amirite?

And you know you're American when you thought of the underwear before you realize they were talking about sandals or slip-flops.

You would give me a massage for $5, amirite?

I like where John_Smith was going with this

Southerners: You get really disappointed when you travel north and Dr. Pepper isn't on the menu, amirite?
@Retooser What I've encountered up North is more of restaurants only having Pepsi products and not Coke or sweet tea.

Up north, at least in CT, NY, MA, and ME, it's about a 50/50 split between restaurants having coke or pepsi products, and not very many have Dr. Pepper. But it is very popular up here.

If you were in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with two bullets, you's shoot Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein because you're not a douche that wishes death on innocent people, amirite?
A slight tilt of the head can change everything, amirite?

Every one of you who read this post tilted your head.