Hello. I am Chris. To prevent the need for further editing, I'll tell you about myself in the frankest way possible.

Name: Chris
Age: As old as Chris
Hobbies: Anything that Chris finds fun.
Likes: Chris. And you.
Dislikes: Things that are not you or Chris.

I hope that answers everything you've ever wondered about me; Chris. Good luck and may you find your way through things. And stuff.