+1,228Crazy? I was crazy once. My parents locked me in a round room and told me to sit in the corner. Corner? I couldn't find one. That really bugged me. Bugs? I hate bugs, they drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once... amirite?
+643Its pretty cool that your favourite colour of the alphabet is 10.. but I can count to purple backwards. amirite?
+747"Yes mother, I'm doing homework" -facebook/internet until midnight- "Yes mother, I'm done with my homework" -wait until everybody falls asleep and then try to do homework under the covers like Harry Potter- -give up and decide to wing it during lunch- -forget and freak out until I get lucky and not have homework checked- -regret not sleeping earlier- Repeat. amirite?
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+960"Soo, when's that baby due?" "What baby?" "Ohaww, at the zoo! The pandas! I heard they were trying", amirite?
+2,412Just because you're blonde, it doesn't mean you're dumb. Just because you're black, it doesn't mean you're ghetto. Just because you're American, it doesn't mean you're fat. Just because you're Mexican, it doesn't mean you're cheap. Just because you're a girl, it doesn't mean you can't play a video game. Just because you're a guy, it doesn't mean you can't see an emotional movie. Amirite?
+489When someone barges into your room without knocking - and no matter how innocent what you were really doing was - you automatically act nervous and embarrassed like you were caught masturbating or sacrificing small animals, amirite?
+422If you have a parent who's died: it makes you sick to hear people complaining about having to spend time with their parents. They're lucky just to have them, amirite?
+820"Jesus Christ!" Jesus-"If one more person says my name, I swear to God." God-"What is it now?", amirite?
+330Laziness shouldn't be looked down upon. When man got too lazy to walk, he tamed the horse, became even more lazier, invented the car. When he became too lazy to get up to switch the channel, invented the remote. Became too lazy to wait for food to heat up, invented the microwave... and numerous such innovations. Laziness promotes innovation. amirite?
+897Plot to almost every romantic comedy: Boy and Girl meet. Girl usually finds Boy repulsive. Boy does something sweet. Girl begins to like boy. Girl and Boy kiss/ fuck/ whatever. Boy fucks something up. Girl gets pissed. By the end of the movie, one of them is usually holding a microphone confessing their love for the other one. Then they kiss. The end., amirite?