To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks.", amirite?

I read this several times because I thought I was missing a pun or something...

If you believe in God, then this will be the only hell that you know. But if you don't believe in God, then this will be the only heaven that you know. Amirite?
@J_A_C_K and if you are a good, moral person who doesnt believe in God, that doesn't necessarily mean you'll go to hell...

I know. When it comes down to it, God is the one who decides where you're spending eternity, so I shouldn't be saying who gets to go into Heaven or hell.

If you believe in God, then this will be the only hell that you know. But if you don't believe in God, then this will be the only heaven that you know. Amirite?
If you believe in God, then this will be the only hell that you know. But if you don't believe in God, then this will be the only heaven that you know. Amirite?
@boxtop Well I'm pretty sure this post applies to those who are actually true in their faith. Maybe OP just didn't want to...

Ohhh ok, I got it. I'm just saying that we shouldn't take liberties and assume that just because we believe in God we are definitely, without a doubt going to Heaven.

If you believe in God, then this will be the only hell that you know. But if you don't believe in God, then this will be the only heaven that you know. Amirite?
@boxtop OP means that if you believe in God, you'll go to Heaven and the only "Hell" that you'll suffer is here on earth.

Yeah, but saying you believe in God isn't a one-way ticket to Heaven. Some people claim they believe in God but their actions say something opposite.

If you believe in God, then this will be the only hell that you know. But if you don't believe in God, then this will be the only heaven that you know. Amirite?

If you believe in God, then there is one hell, but it's not here on earth. It's in actual hell.

Some people have really sexy voices. amirite?
@Nowhere_WOman Morgan Freeman

I don't know about "sexy," maybe Godly?

There's some part of you that wants to run away just to see where you'll end up, amirite?
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but hey at least it's the scenic route, amirite?

So after scrolling down the homepage, I've noticed that every other post belongs to you. You have really good posts and everything, but what did you have to do to Anthony for this to happen?!?!

Even if you aren't homophobic , you feel uncomfortable and almost sorry when somebody gay hits on you, amirite?
Even if you aren't homophobic , you feel uncomfortable and almost sorry when somebody gay hits on you, amirite?

I've never actually been hit on by a gay/lesbian person before.

You miss 5th Grade, amirite?

5th grade was during one of my horribly awkward stages, so...no.

You've actually become speechless before due to someone's stupidity, amirite?
@middleseis Today, my friend said "I thought Philadelphia was a state..?" -__-

I'm ashamed I actually had to think about whether it is or not...

Your parents don't like most of your music, amirite?

I am maybe the only person who listens to Bach, Beethoven, Chopin, etc., almost religiously. My parents love any music that isn't rap, so they like my taste in music.

They really shouldn't use the term "we're expecting" when referring to pregnancy because it makes it sound like there's more than one option. It's like "Yeah we're expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor", amirite?

Where have I seen this before?