Whoa, you got the privilege of getting the first comment?! OMG, you're so cool, i totally look up to you. LOLJK, you're an idiot. amirite?
@First.

that was my idea :(

Michigan schools just had their first day of school today. They're about the last ones, amirite?

I started today

you don't give a fuck if one of your favorite posts has a new comment, amirite?

I go to public school, what do you expect

you don't give a fuck if one of your favorite posts has a new comment, amirite?
They call me Buddy. I'm the boss, amirite?
Girls: If your school's P.E uniform was a shirt and shorts and they didn't have sweatpants your main dilemma wouldn't be "oh no! ill get cold!" it would be "FUCK! now I actually have to shave in the winter!", amirite?

I don't have sweatpants

Homer actually had an additional literary work called "The Verilae", but it never caught on. It was an EPIC FAIL, amirite?

that's a smart person joke :)

Girl to boy: "Suck my dick." everyone laughs. Boy to girl: "Suck my dick." everyone stares, amirite?

when a guy tells me to suck his dick I tell him I'm not allowed to put small things in my mouth

You are human. Children are humans. babies are humans. You wouldn't kill humans, so you shouldn't kill unborn humans either, amirite?
@dive_kt96 fine. let them have sex. If they get pregnant, that's their responsibility. don't have sex if you can't handle the...

I'm going to have to agree with BadKitteh here, whatever world you're living in, where people only have sex for proceation isn't even faintly realistic. Oh and would you have these same views if the child who wasn't aborted grew up to be gay?

You are human. Children are humans. babies are humans. You wouldn't kill humans, so you shouldn't kill unborn humans either, amirite?
@hell yes i would. a life is a life. people will sin, regardless. I do not by any means mean that sex is "bad." it's...

I'm not going to sit here and debate this with you. It's a never ending debate where both parties belive they're right. I could come up with 101 reasons why I'm right and you're wrong and vice-versa.

@Amish_Allosaurus Not communist, socialist. And he is Muslim, born in Kenya.

you have to be born in the united states to run for president, he can't have been born in Kenya. Do your research before you run your mouth

It's terrible how Lady GaGa made a Christmas song and made it about sex, amirite?

what song?

@Amish_Allosaurus I know, that's why he shouldn't be prez, I know you have to be born in the USA.

Your'e not making sense! What you said was, " And a Muslim, born in kenya" You can't even run if you weren't born in the USA , so if you knew that it would be irrelavent to say that Obama was born in Kenya because if he was he wouldn't be president

@Amish_Allosaurus The president of Kenya even said that Obamas birth place is a big attraction.

listen to my words YOU CANNOT BE PRESIDENT IF YOU WERE NOT BORN IN THE US! In the constitution it does not say you may not be president if you were not born in the USA... Except you , obama

@Amish_Allosaurus Yeah, they let him become prez because cause he's black...

no, that's reverse racism (look it up) AND this country is a democratic republic, so you're being ignorant and this is begining to feel like explaining something to a three year old