Did Noah have beavers on the ark? Where would he have kept them, amirite?
@Beavers actually dont eat wood, they just cut down trees to make homes The ark is stupid anyways, its not like noah...

Yes he couldn't fit a blue whale on the boat... If only the earth had been covered in a substance that blue whales could live in!

You want to scream "you're not my real ladder!" at your step-ladder, amirite?
How much of a prick you are is directly proportional to how long your drink order is at Starbucks. amirite?

I'll have a double ristretto venti half-soy nonfat decaf organic chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino extra hot with foam, whipped cream, upside down, double blended, one sweet 'n low and one nutrasweet. Oh and and ice. And serve it to me on the moon. That should be all, thanks.

Stop, drop, and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation, amirite?
@affenhausen rubs forehead twice

I am the Genie of the Forehead. I shall grant you three forehead-related wishes!

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What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because it's too late to correct everyone, but every night he goes home and cries and whispers to himself "My name is Pete". Amirite?

It's not funny because I have the same problem. My name is Nick but people mispronounce it as "Hey retard"

If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?

That is right I am robbing the place in my pajamas

If you're going to post something on the internet, at least TRY to sound literate, amirite?

wut r u tlkin bout wen i wuz at da hous i b tellin dem books dat dey best b backin they bitch asses off now wut u talkin bout i gots 2 b literate wen i dont b havin ma books now ma bitch ass gotta b searchin dem dumps for ma books

25 years ago, a cargo ship transporting a load of mayonnaise to Mexico went missing after a severe storm out on the open sea. On May 5th, let us mourn the Sinko de Mayo. amirite?
The second letter of your name is a vowel. amirite?


Lil' Wayne's metaphors are just as bad as normal swearwords; "You go up that crane girl, and I'll go down that drain girl", really?? amirite?

That's why Eminem is better.

Why are all the celebrities singing about California? I mean, I don't know about you, but Idaho is a pretty snazzy state if I do say so myself. amirite?

I could see "Idaho" appearing in multiple rap songs.

You know you're in Canada when there's a snow storm in April , amirite?
@And Montana.

no snowstorms occur in me.....

I bet Stephen Hawking calls us walkie-talkies, amirite?